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Six colorful kitchen towels with quirky designs and humorous phrases, such as “Agent of Chaos” with a black cat, and “Bitch I am the secret ingredient” with a jar illustration.
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The Blue Q "High On Life...And Possibly Weed" Dish Towel features an illustrated rabbit and fox standing, holding a joint, with playful text and blue, orange, and yellow tones—a fun decorative piece for your kitchen.
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High On Life...And Possibly Weed Dish Towel
$13.99
The Made From Scratch Dish Towel by Blue Q features a pink design with a cat scratching and "MADE FROM SCRATCH" above—perfect for any cat lover’s kitchen.
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Made From Scratch Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel features vintage-style art of animals and a girl painting, with “Cute Little Fuckers” in red cursive repeated across the fabric.
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Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q "You Gonna Eat That Dish Towel" is a black and white towel with a cartoon raccoon, wide-eyed and surrounded by smaller eyes, plus a speech bubble asking, "YOU GONNA EAT THAT?—just asking for a friend.
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You Gonna Eat That Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q "Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In The Sink And Call It A Day, Huh?" Dish Towel features teal fabric, light blue staring eyes, and witty text—a quirky addition to your kitchen decor.
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Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In The Sink And Call It A Day, Huh? Dish Towel
$15.99
The Fuck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel by Blue Q features an orange design with pink polka dots and a cartoon cheese lover holding cheese, plus the text “FUCK, I LOVE CHEESE.”.
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Fuck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q Agent of Chaos Dish Towel features a black cat toppling a fishbowl and bold yellow text that reads "AGENT OF CHAOS—a brazen bitch with attitude!.
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Agent of Chaos Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is a pink kitchen towel with a jar graphic and bold text, adding playful humor to your kitchen décor.
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Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Dish Towel features red and pink rows of flowers with "DONT MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH." embroidered in the center—a playful nudge to keep those dishes out of the sink.
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Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Dish Towel
$15.99
A cartoon red devil sits on cheese in a grassy field, holding a forkful. Text above reads, "Hey, Have You Tried Cheese?" This fun Blue Q dish towel is perfect for cheese lovers ready for a wild ride in the kitchen!.
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Hey, Have You Tried Cheese? Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q "Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family" Dish Towel is pink, with a person wrestling a crocodile and the motto boldly printed in red at the bottom.
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Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family Dish Towel
$13.99
The Happy To Be Home Type Dish Towel by Blue Q features red illustrations of a smiling house, flowers, sun, moon, and hearts on pink cotton, with “The happy to be home type” text. Ideal for those who cherish solitude or calm.
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The Happy To Be Home Type Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q Hangry Dish Towel features a pink and orange cartoon animal with wolf utensils, surrounded by forks, and "HANGRY" boldly printed below.
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Hangry Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q Don't Wash Me Bro Dish Towel is gray with black skillet illustrations; a large central skillet features the bold, white text "DONT WASH ME BRO"—a fun reminder for cooks to keep their pans seasoned.
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Don't Wash Me Bro Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q "I Have A Bit Of A Plant Problem" Dish Towel features green potted plant illustrations and bold text on a pink background—an ideal, charming accent for your kitchen or home decor.
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I Have A Bit Of A Plant Problem Dish Towel
$15.99
Illustration of a smiling person wrapped in a burrito blanket, surrounded by swirls, corn, guacamole, and stars. Features the phrase: "I Want A Burrito To Tuck Me Gently Into Its Warm Beans..." on a Blue Q dish towel.
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I Want A Burrito To Tuck Me Gently Into Its Warm Beans.... Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q “It’s So Important To Stay Hydrated Dish Towel” features playful wine bottle and glass illustrations with its amusing hydration reminder in burgundy and navy.
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It's So Important To Stay Hydrated Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers Dish Towel" features a red grill cooking steaks, with the phrase “GET READY—I’ll feed all you fuckers” above, plus illustrations of a spatula, sauce bottle, and lighter fluid.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q "Menopause. What The Fuck? Dish Towel" features a red vase with bold, stylized flowers in vibrant colors and playful green text, adding humor and color to kitchen organization or tackling any mess.
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Menopause. What The Fuck? Dish Towel
$13.99
The Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel by Blue Q features a beige color with green embroidery, leafy designs, and the phrase "The food has weed in it"—a fun kitchen accessory for those who like to add some love to their cooking.
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The Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel
$15.99
The Hot Buns Are Ready Dish Towel by Blue Q features a smiling figure pulling yellow buns from the oven, with “HOT BUNS ARE READY!” and blue loops bordering the edges—adding a cheerful touch to your kitchen.
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Hot Buns Are Ready Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q "People I Want To Meet: Dogs" Dish Towel features turquoise fabric, playful dog illustrations, a small white bone, and black lettering—an ideal gift for any dog lover’s kitchen!.
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People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Total Hunk Dish Towel is super-absorbent and shows a cartoon cheese block with arms, flexing on cheese wheels beside grapes. The phrase "Total Hunk" appears at the bottom.
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Total Hunk Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q "I Love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel" is a grey towel adorned with colorful flowers and bold blue text, perfect for parents who wish their kids would clean up, featuring a large stylized flower in the center.
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I Love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel
$13.99