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Natural Born Asshole M-Crew Socks

It's true - you know it and we know it. But it's okay because you're OUR asshole, and we love you for that. Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Our sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

Natural Born Asshole M-Crew Socks

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