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Stay Away From Assholes W-Crew Socks

Behind you in the grocery check-out line, in front of you on the escalator, next to you on the train. Assholes really are everywhere and it's time we all just got used to it. Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton, 37% nylon and 3% spandex.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

Stay Away From Assholes W-Crew Socks

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Review By: Lynne4 years ago 
Are they just socks or do they serve a higher purpose? Not only are these socks comfy and stylish, protecting my tender tootsies from the harsh realities of the world, but they also remind me and anyone who happens to eyeball them to "STAY AWAY FROM ASSHOLES." It's almost like I am performing a public service just by wearing them!! Sadly our world is populated with far too many assholes. No longer do I have to worry about how to deal with them. I just follow the advice stitched into my awesome socks and STAY AWAY!! (And my feet have never been happier!)
Review By: Michelle4 years ago 
Feels like luxury. Recipient loved them. I am trying to decide which pair are the right ones for ME.


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