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Hand Shit Hand Cream-Bergamot Lemongrass

My favorite part of nature documentaries is when they pan over an expansive colony of happy seals, basking in the sun, stretching out on boulders, playfully diving into cool, fresh waters and surfacing with some delicious fishy treat for their cute-ass seal families. On a related note, this Hand Shit is awsome. Delightfully scented with bergamot and lemongrass.
2 oz./57 g
Hand Shit Hand Cream-Bergamot Lemongrass

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Review By: Debbie3 months ago 
I put this around my nail cuticles at night and rub the extra into my fingers and hands. Amazing. NO MORE PAINFUL WINTER FINGER CRACKS! Its the best .
Review By: Tressa1 year ago 
Bought some of this in a boutique in Colorado. LOVE IT!!! Best hand cream EVER! I'm not online to buy SEVERAL more. Can't beat this hand shit!!


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