Thanks for stopping by. Blue Q is taking special measures to keep our staff, community, and customers safe. As a result, shipping may be delayed by a few days.

FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $40! (Ground Service contiguous US and Canada)

 
 
log in
/

Click here to buy locally!

New
Walkin' Around With Poop In My Hand Hand Sanitizer
$6.99
New
What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer
$6.99
New
You Think I'm Fuckin Around About Hygiene? I Don't Fuck Around About Hygiene Hand Sanitizer"
$6.99
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
$6.99
I Just Shit In The Woods Hand Sanitizer
$6.99
.

Good News

Did you know that Blue Q sends out the best,
least spammy e-blasts in the land?

It’s true! They are chock full of useful, life-improving
information - mostly about awesome
new products and sales and stuff.
 

Nah, not right now. I just wanna shop.
Close
Got questions? We are here to help.
Cancel