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John Hayes
May 02, 2017

Must have been spring fever.

Damn you, glorious springtime, why must you be so deliciously intoxicating?  Read More
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February 17, 2016

This Fish Doesn't Need Any Ruffly Lettuce

Can a pair of socks be a work of art? How about a shopping bag? What about a fish fry?  Read More
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October 12, 2015

The Last Bits of Summa Summa Summa Time!

It’s October and we are loving it.  Read More
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July 21, 2015

My Heart to Heart with Pluto

Yo, Pluto! What the fuck is up?  Read More
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May 18, 2015

Pip & Co.

“The lawnmower sheep are back in the solar field!"  Read More
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March 16, 2015

Lux: Genius Unhinged

Installment Two of a Two-Part Cats Documentary Essay.  Read More
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March 12, 2015

Zombie Lives

Installment One of a Two-Part Cats Documentary Essay.  Read More
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February 05, 2015

BQ Book Club: If Life Is A Dream I Ate Way Too Many Fried Pickles Last Night

If you’ve ever wished there was some mystical object that could explain the paradoxes inherent in humankind, the universe, and existence itself, seek no longer.  Read More
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January 21, 2015

Profanity Makes Talking Fun

It’s a peculiar case of modern-day expletives carrying a trace of deleted expletives from the past.  Read More
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January 16, 2015

Tardigrades for President

"Hey, not like I was just pretty much dead for a century or anything. No biggie."  Read More
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