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The Blue Q "5pm Me: I Love Cooking. 7pm Me: Fuck This." Oven Mitt playfully captures the highs and lows of cooking with its witty text and fun pink design.
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5pm Me: I Love Cooking. 7pm Me: Fuck This. This Oven Mitt
$8.99 $17.99 SALE

3 reviews
Blue Q’s 7th Grader For Life M-Crew Socks feature a fun geometric design in yellow, beige, blue, and black with "7th Grader For Life" text near the top.
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7th Grader For Life M-Crew Socks
$3.99 $15.99 SALE

2 reviews
Blue Q’s A Mix Of Sun & Clouds Sneaker Socks feature orange, yellow, and blue accents, a smiling sun and cloud graphic, and “A MIX OF SUN & CLOUDS” text. Enjoy all-day comfort with these cushioned, vibrant socks.
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A Mix Of Sun & Clouds Sneaker Socks
$7.49 $14.99 SALE

5 reviews
Blue Q’s Actual Superhero M-Crew Socks are dark blue everyday socks with blue cuffs, a comic-style design, and “ACTUAL SUPER HERO” in yellow within a burst graphic on the side.
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Actual Superhero M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q Actual Superhero W-Crew Socks: two navy blue combed cotton socks with blue cuffs, spiderweb designs, and "ACTUAL SUPER HERO" in yellow on the sides, reinforced with a nylon-spandex blend, displayed upright against a plain background.
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Actual Superhero W-Crew Socks
$7.49 $14.99 SALE
The Blue Q Agent of Chaos Dish Towel features a black cat toppling a fishbowl and bold yellow text that reads "AGENT OF CHAOS—a brazen bitch with attitude!.
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Agent of Chaos Dish Towel
$13.99

1 review
The Agent of Destruction Dish Towel by Blue Q features a black cat next to a toppled trash can with debris, watched by a forgiving dog. Bold text above the cat reads "AGENT OF DESTRUCTION.
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Agent of Destruction Dish Towel
$13.99
Blue Q Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke M-Crew Socks feature a green camo pattern, red cuffs, and a cartoon man relaxing in a chair with the quote: "Ain't no bad joke like a dad joke." Made from soft combed cotton.
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Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke M-Crew Socks
$15.99

1 review
Blue Q’s All Puns Intended M-Crew Socks feature gray combed cotton, a cartoon donkey, green and white stars, and the phrase “ALL PUNS INTENDED” in a green speech bubble for a fun, comfy style.
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All Puns Intended M-Crew Socks
$15.99
A pink box of Blue Q's Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum, featuring fruit flavor, a unicorn illustration, and the text: "Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.
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Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum
$2.99

3 reviews
The Blue Q "Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn" pencil case—a pink pouch with a unicorn design to inspire you every day.
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Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Pencil Case
$8.99

3 reviews
Blue Q Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn W-Crew Socks feature a fun unicorn, clouds, and stars design with the playful quote. Add magic to your day with these whimsical socks!.
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Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn W-Crew Socks
$14.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Angry Woman Essays 3x5 Spiral Notebook features a blue floral cover with a hand-drawn middle finger—an ideal sarcastic gift or funny desk accessory for women.
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Angry Woman Essays 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99 New
The Blue Q Animal Family Handy Tote is a reusable bag with blue handles, showcasing colorful illustrations of a lion, fox, owl, elephant, chimpanzee, giraffe, and birds on a light yellow background.
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Animal Family Handy Tote
$14.99
Blue Q’s Anxious and Sexy W-Crew Socks feature a bold, abstract design in orange, pink, red, and purple with blue floral accents. One sock displays "Anxious" and "Sexy" in playful lettering for a vibrant statement look.
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Anxious and Sexy W-Crew Socks
$14.99
Blue Q's "Are You There God? It's Me. Muffin." Catnip Toy features a pink package with a red cat face, "Organic Catnip" text, and a cotton pouch design, perfect for healthy, fun play for cats who love organic catnip.
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Are You There God? It's Me. Muffin. Catnip Toy
$11.99 New
The Blue Q Art Supplies Pencil Case is rectangular with a red zipper, features “ART SUPPLIES,” a vintage woman archer, rainbow colors, and the phrase “FEED YOUR CREATIVE JUICES.”.
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Art Supplies Pencil Case
$8.99

1 review
Blue Q’s “Ask Me About My Skincare Routine Gum” comes in a pink box with a hand and dropper on the front, a yellow-green circle saying "Ask Me About My Skincare Routine," and contains 8 pieces of mint-flavored candy-coated gum.
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Ask Me About My Skincare Routine Gum
$2.99
A box of Blue Q's "Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You Gum" features a smiling woman in a white coat and stethoscope, with 8 pieces of mint-flavored gum inside.
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Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You Gum
$2.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q "Asparagus. Why Does It Do That?" Dish Towel features a pink asparagus illustration and quirky text on yellow—perfect for adding humor and curiosity to your kitchen.
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Asparagus. Why Does It Do That? Dish Towel
$7.99 $15.99 SALE
Blue Q Asshole Brother Men's Socks are cream-colored with blue stripes and "ASSHOLE BROTHER" on the side, made from soft combed cotton. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12.
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Asshole Brother Men's Socks
$15.99 New
Blue Q Aunts Are The Shit W-Crew Socks: white crew socks with red toes and heels, made from soft combed cotton, featuring blue, red, peach, and brown floral patterns and “AUNTS are the SHIT” in bold black and orange text.
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Aunts Are The Shit W-Crew Socks
$14.99

2 reviews
The Awesome Cat Shopper by Blue Q is a colorful tote made from recycled material with blue handles, featuring cartoon cats, yellow chicks, and "AWESOME CAT" text on a bold red and pink background.
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Awesome Cat Shopper
$16.99
The Blue Q 'Bad Ass Woman Who Takes Care Of Everyone' zippered pouch features bold text and a crowd illustration—ideal for carrying diapers, snacks, or chargers on the go.
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Bad Ass Woman Who Takes Care Of Everyone Zipper Pouch
$11.99

1 review