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Six pairs of colorful baby socks with humorous phrases, such as “If you can read this, I farted,” displayed on a yellow background. The socks feature cartoonish patterns and text.

Keep those precious little piggies safe and warm with soft organic cotton and a bright, bold attitude. 

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Blue Q’s “I Love Your Face/If You Drop Me I’ll Remember” baby socks set includes one blue pair with a dinosaur and one yellow pair with green trim. Made from OCS certified organic cotton, packaging features sun and baby designs.
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I Love Your Face/ If You Drop Me I'll Remember Baby Socks
$16.99
Blue Q’s “Might Save The World/Where's A Good Place To Take A Shit Around Here?” baby socks: one blue pair with birds and clouds, one green striped with bold text. Both are OCS Certified organic cotton with an Organic Blend stamp for eco-friendly comfort.
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Might Save The World/ Where's A Good Place To Take A Shit Around Here? Baby Socks
$16.99
Blue Q's "I've Got That New Baby Smell/Try Not To Fuck Me Up" baby socks are made from OCS Certified organic cotton: one blue sock with playful white text, and one yellow with a cartoon and bold message.
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I've Got That New Baby Small/ Try Not To Fuck Me Up Baby Socks
$16.99
Blue Q's “I Call The Shots Now/It’s Baby Time” baby socks for 0–12 months include a blue sock with a cartoon baby on a rocking horse and an orange sock with “It’s Baby Time.” Perfect match for Family Pants or Organic Cotton Pants.
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I Call The Shots Now/ It's Baby Time Baby Socks
$16.99
Blue Q’s "Big Fan Of Shapes & Colors / Cool If I Throw Up On You?" baby socks: two playful pairs of OCS certified organic cotton, ages 0-12 months. One features blue shapes, the other says COOL IF I THROW UP ON YOU?. Perfect for tiny modern art lovers!.
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Big Fan Of Shapes & Colors/ Cool If I Throw Up On You? Baby Socks
$16.99
Blue Q’s "Hello I'm New Here/Have You Ever Tried Screaming???" baby socks (ages 0–12 months) include a beige pair with a smiley face and saying, plus a colorful striped pair. Made from OCS certified organic cotton.
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Hello I'm New Here/ Have You Ever Tried Screaming??? Baby Socks
$16.99
Blue Q’s Little Meatball/I Get Heavy Baby Socks set features one sock with “Little meatball” and a spaghetti baby design, and the other with “I GET HEAVY” plus an elephant and frog—fun, colorful styles kids will adore!.
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Little Meatball/ I Get Heavy Baby Socks
$16.99
Blue Q Certified Cuddle Bug/I Bet I Can Make Us Both Cry Baby Socks—two colorful, organic cotton pairs (OCS Certified) for 0-12 months on a hanger. One features a smiling blue bug; the other says "I Bet I Can Make Us Both Cry.
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Certified Cuddle Bug/I Bet I Can Make Us Both Cry Baby Socks
$16.99
Two pairs of Blue Q baby socks: one orange with "Wait 'til You Hear Me Giggle." and a giggling baby, one lavender with "Just Sleep When I Sleep. Lol." and a sleeping baby. Made from organic cotton; sustainable socks for little ones.
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Wait 'til You Hear Me Giggle./ Just Sleep When I Sleep. Lol. Baby Socks
$16.99
Blue Q Napping? In This Economy?/Poop Machine Baby Socks: OCS Certified organic cotton, two-pack on a hanger. One cream/pink with a smiling face and "Napping? in this economy?" text, one cream/blue with green "Poop Machine" lettering.
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Napping? In This Economy?/Poop Machine Baby Socks
$16.99
Blue Q's "I'm A Fucking Miracle!/Binge Watch Me" baby socks: one pair features a cartoon baby and bold text, the other has blue, yellow, and white checks with "Binge Watch Me." OCS certified organic cotton.
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I'm A Fucking Miracle!/ Binge Watch Me Baby Socks
$16.99
The Blue Q One Tough Customer/Reflecting On My Behavior Baby Socks set includes two pairs of colorful socks for babies 0-12 months—orange with a lion and green/blue striped—perfect for newborns.
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One Tough Customer/ Reflecting On My Behavior Baby Socks
$16.99
Two pairs of Blue Q baby socks: "I'm Your Little Burrito" in red and "Don't Blame Your Farts On Me" in white with green toes, both on a Blue Q Baby Socks hanger. Cozy organic cotton keeps your little one warm and comfy!.
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I'm Your Little Burrito/ Don't Blame Your Farts On Me Baby Socks
$16.99
Blue Q’s “The Camera Loves Me/ I Got One Brewing” organic cotton baby socks set includes one magenta pair with yellow stars and one green pair, perfect for newborns ages 0-12 months.
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The Camera Loves Me/ I Got One Brewing Baby Socks
$16.99