Flat lay of novelty gifts on a pastel background: “Dad Jokes” mints, two colorful socks with phrases about dads and grandpas, and a yellow dish towel that reads, “My kids don’t even know I’m a good parent.”.
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The Blue Q "High On Life...And Possibly Weed" Dish Towel features an illustrated rabbit and fox standing, holding a joint, with playful text and blue, orange, and yellow tones—a fun decorative piece for your kitchen.
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High On Life...And Possibly Weed Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Evidence Zipper Pouch is a yellow bag with a black zipper, labeled "EVIDENCE" in bold red, featuring sections for case details, chain of custody, and warnings like “do not tamper” with content inspection instructions.
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Evidence Zipper Pouch
$11.99
Blue Q's "I'm Really Into Birds" M-Crew Socks feature beige combed cotton, colorful birds, and red accents, with “IM REALLY INTO BIRDS” printed in red—perfect for any bird enthusiast.
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I'm Really Into Birds M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q "You Gonna Eat That Dish Towel" is a black and white towel with a cartoon raccoon, wide-eyed and surrounded by smaller eyes, plus a speech bubble asking, "YOU GONNA EAT THAT?—just asking for a friend.
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You Gonna Eat That Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q Classified Zipper Pouch is styled like a confidential document, with bold text, blacked-out details, official seals, a DO NOT COPY stamp, and warnings about secrecy and unauthorized sharing—perfect for top secret-keepers.
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Classified Zipper Pouch
$11.99
The Boys Need Pouches Too Zipper Pouch by Blue Q features flying ducks over a lake and bold yellow text—ideal for stylish gear storage for boys.
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Boys Need Pouches Too Zipper Pouch
$11.99
The Blue Q You Can't Out-Fart Me Sneaker Socks are green with blue accents, featuring a cartoon woodcutter and the phrase "You can't out-fart me" amid trees and clouds.
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You Can't Out-Fart Me Sneaker Socks
$14.99
The Blue Q Don't Wash Me Bro Dish Towel is gray with black skillet illustrations; a large central skillet features the bold, white text "DONT WASH ME BRO"—a fun reminder for cooks to keep their pans seasoned.
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Don't Wash Me Bro Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q Ringmaster Of The Shit Show M-Crew Socks feature a gray design with orange accents, green ankle stripes, and the phrase “Ringmaster of the Shit Show” on the side. Made from soft combed cotton for all-day comfort.
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Ringmaster Of The Shit Show M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q Dragons And Wizards And Shit M-Crew Socks: blue combed cotton socks with a forest, starry night, trees, and a large yellow moon featuring the text "DRAGONS AND WIZARDS AND SHIT.
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Dragons And Wizards And Shit M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q’s Love Me A Good Poop M-Crew Socks feature a geometric pattern in blue, cream, red, and gray, made from soft combed cotton with a side patch that reads "LOVE ME A GOOD POOP.
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Love Me A Good Poop M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q's Selective Hearing M-Crew Socks feature black and gray combed cotton, gray toes, heels, and cuffs, yellow stripes by the ankles, and "SELECTIVE HEARING SPECIALIST" text on the upper calf in yellow and white.
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Selective Hearing M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q’s Here Comes Cool Dad M-Crew Socks feature gray combed cotton with orange, white, and black cartoon designs, abstract patterns, small window shapes, and the playful message: HERE COMES COOL DAD.
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Here Comes Cool Dad M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q’s “Just Gonna What The Fuck My Way Through This Shit” M-Crew Socks feature two gray combed cotton socks: one with a bull and bold text, the other with the bull’s rear and abstract red, black, and white designs.
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Just Gonna What The Fuck My Way Through This Shit M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q Just Resting My Eyes M-Crew Socks: Gray combed cotton crew socks with colorful blue, orange, and cream geometric diamonds. "Just RESTING my eyes" is printed on the side for a playful look.
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Just Resting My Eyes M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" Oven Mitt is tan and shows a cartoon man with six arms grilling and holding utensils, with the bold phrase "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" printed above.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers Oven Mitt
$17.99
Blue Q's Coolest Guy On The Conference Call M-Crew Socks feature maroon zigzag patterns, red cuffs, and a hand with a coffee mug. Made from soft combed cotton, they make a fun workplace gift and display the phrase "Coolest guy on the conference call.
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Coolest Guy On The Conference Call M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q’s I Fucking Love It Out Here M-Crew Socks feature light gray combed cotton, green tree designs, black toes and heels, plus a speech bubble that says “I fucking love it out here.” Ideal for fans of funny men’s socks.
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I Fucking Love It Out Here M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q Grumpy Old Man M-Crew Socks feature a black-and-white checkered design with red cuffs, heels, and toes, plus a playful red patch reading “GRUMPY OLD MAN” in white text.
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Grumpy Old Man M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" M-Crew Socks are playful tan combed cotton socks with black toes and heels, featuring a barbecue grill, food graphics, and bold text. A fun gift for any BBQ lover!.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers Dish Towel" features a red grill cooking steaks, with the phrase “GET READY—I’ll feed all you fuckers” above, plus illustrations of a spatula, sauce bottle, and lighter fluid.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers Dish Towel
$13.99
Blue Q’s Cool-Ass Grandpa M-Crew Socks feature red, yellow, blue, and tan geometric patterns with “Cool-Ass Grandpa” on the side. Two spandex socks stand upright against a plain white background.
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Cool-Ass Grandpa M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q Sunday M-Crew Socks feature football-themed designs and fun phrases like “Sunday Socks” and “Go For It.” With footballs and referees, these gray socks keep feet cozy—perfect for game day with your favorite sweatpants!.
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Sunday M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q Mushrooms Zipper Pouch features a green background with a whimsical pattern of colorful illustrated mushrooms—perfect as a cute storage container for your essentials.
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Mushrooms Zipper Pouch
$11.99
The Blue Q "I Love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel" is a grey towel adorned with colorful flowers and bold blue text, perfect for parents who wish their kids would clean up, featuring a large stylized flower in the center.
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I Love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel
$13.99
Blue Q Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke M-Crew Socks feature a green camo pattern, red cuffs, and a cartoon man relaxing in a chair with the quote: "Ain't no bad joke like a dad joke." Made from soft combed cotton.
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Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q’s Frequently Childlike Often Immature M-Crew Socks are green combed cotton with yellow and white floral patterns and playful text—ideal for anyone who’s faced silly nicknames or surprise wedgies.
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Frequently Childlike Often Immature M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q’s “Yeah, I’m Old. Fuck You.” M-Crew Socks are gray combed cotton socks with green and brown trees and bold blue-green text on the sides.
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Yeah, I'm Old. Fuck You. M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q Pickleball: Tennis, But Fun Dish Towel features blue, green, and white sections, a yellow pickleball graphic, and bold yellow text—an ideal family-friendly towel for lively briney courts.
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Pickleball: Tennis, But Fun Dish Towel
$13.99
Blue Q’s “I’m A Golf Guy. BIG Golf Guy.” M-Crew Socks are green, combed cotton socks featuring playful golf course graphics, a golfer illustration, and text—including a triple bogey—printed across the design.
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I'm A Golf Guy. BIg Golf Guy. M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q Dog Walkin' Trucker Hat is a gray mesh cap with a white and blue front patch reading “Dog Walkin’ HAT” in blue and orange—your ideal hat for dog walks. Shown on a plain white background.
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Dog Walkin' Trucker Hat
$24.99
Blue Q’s All Puns Intended M-Crew Socks feature gray combed cotton, a cartoon donkey, green and white stars, and the phrase “ALL PUNS INTENDED” in a green speech bubble for a fun, comfy style.
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All Puns Intended M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q "I Love My Boring-Ass Marriage" dish towel features two penguins holding hands on a snowy hill, with the phrase "I LOVE MY BORING-ASS MARRIAGE" below them.
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I Love My Boring- Ass Marriage Dish Towel
$15.99
Blue Q Captain Distraction M-Crew Socks: orange combed cotton with pink and red arrows, dark brown toes and heels, and “Captain Distraction” in bold black text on one side.
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Captain Distraction M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q Mister Pooper Scooper M-Crew Socks feature combed cotton with green and teal squares, maroon accents, and a cartoon dog above the words “Mister Pooper Scooper” on the side.
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Mister Pooper Scooper M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Add playful comfort to every round with Blue Q’s Golf's The Best. Golf Sucks. Sneaker Socks, featuring golf-themed illustrations, alternating text, a tan cuff, blue heel, and shock-absorbing cushioning.
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Golf's The Best. Golf Sucks. Golf's The Best. Golf Sucks. Sneaker Socks
$14.99
Blue Q’s Certified Pain In The Ass M-Crew Socks are gray combed cotton with black toes, heels, and cuffs, red and white stripes near the foot, and a “Certified Pain in the Ass” patch on each outer side in red, white, and black.
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Certified Pain In The Ass M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q Cat Butt Oven Mitt features a bright cartoon cat design showing its rear, the phrases "Cat Butt Oven Mitt" and "For true cat lovers," plus a smiling cat face in the corner.
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Cat Butt Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Blue Q It's A Great Day To Yell At Football Oven Mitt is tan, with a cartoon of someone yelling at a broken TV, a calm cat, and bold red and black text: "IT'S A GREAT DAY TO YELL AT FOOTBALL.
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It's A Great Day To Yell At Football Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Blue Q Grumpy Old Man Trucker Hat is a black mesh trucker cap with a checkered front patch that reads GRUMPY OLD MAN in bold red and white lettering, shown on a plain white background.
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Grumpy Old Man Trucker Hat
$24.99
Blue Q Golf M-Crew Socks: green and beige socks with golf-themed designs—a golfer, course path, flag, and playful phrases like "Swing Your Thing" and "It’s All Mental." Fun, comfy socks perfect for any golf lover!.
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Golf M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q Whiskey M-Crew Socks: dark gray combed cotton socks with red, beige, and orange whiskey-themed accents and phrases like "Whiskey Socks," "Single Malt," and more—perfect for fans of oaky notes.
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Whiskey M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt features a maroon color with a bold, vintage white "GRUMPY OLD MAN" graphic on soft Airlume combed cotton and comes in a full range of unisex sizes.
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Grumpy Old Man T-Shirt
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Blue Q’s Pickleball: Tennis, But Fun Sneaker Socks feature a yellow pickleball over a blue and white court, shock-absorbing cushion, fun slogan in yellow, and the Blue Q logo printed inside the cuff.
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Pickleball: Tennis, But Fun Sneaker Socks
$14.99
The Blue Q "Man With A Pan Oven Mitt" is yellow, features a cartoon man cooking with a flaming pan, surrounded by pots and pans, and displays the phrase "Man with a pan."—a fun kitchen tool for men.
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Man With A Pan Oven Mitt
$17.99
Blue Q’s Fuck Work M-Crew Socks are tan novelty socks with a nature scene—mountains, trees, animals, and a rising sun—plus "FUCK WORK" in bold white letters.
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Fuck Work M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt by Blue Q features a green leafy design and the phrase “The food has weed in it” in cursive on the front.
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The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt
$17.99
Blue Q’s The Rad Dad M-Crew Socks feature two white combed cotton socks with red toes, heels, and cuffs, a colorful abstract red and blue pattern, and “The RAD DAD” on one cuff—the perfect cool gift for the raddest dad.
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The Rad Dad M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Gray cushioned Dog Walkin' Sneaker Socks with black, white, and red stripes. Features a dog silhouette, playful "Dog Walkin' Socks" text, and Blue Q branding at the top for comfort and style.
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Dog Walkin' Sneaker Socks
$14.99
Blue Q's Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Trucker Hat features a beige color, mesh back, and a bold front patch—ideal for those who keep the show going.
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Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Trucker Hat
$24.99

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