Kitchen

Four colorful dish towels with quirky designs and sayings, including: “Party’s in the kitchen!”, “Bitch I am the secret ingredient!”, and “Do one thing every day that scares your family.”.
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The Blue Q "High On Life...And Possibly Weed" Dish Towel features an illustrated rabbit and fox standing, holding a joint, with playful text and blue, orange, and yellow tones—a fun decorative piece for your kitchen.
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High On Life...And Possibly Weed Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Agent of Chaos Dish Towel features a black cat toppling a fishbowl and bold yellow text that reads "AGENT OF CHAOS—a brazen bitch with attitude!.
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Agent of Chaos Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is a pink kitchen towel with a jar graphic and bold text, adding playful humor to your kitchen décor.
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Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Don't Wash Me Bro Dish Towel is gray with black skillet illustrations; a large central skillet features the bold, white text "DONT WASH ME BRO"—a fun reminder for cooks to keep their pans seasoned.
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Don't Wash Me Bro Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q "Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In The Sink And Call It A Day, Huh?" Dish Towel features teal fabric, light blue staring eyes, and witty text—a quirky addition to your kitchen decor.
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Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In The Sink And Call It A Day, Huh? Dish Towel
$15.99
The Made From Scratch Dish Towel by Blue Q features a pink design with a cat scratching and "MADE FROM SCRATCH" above—perfect for any cat lover’s kitchen.
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Made From Scratch Dish Towel
$15.99
A cartoon red devil sits on cheese in a grassy field, holding a forkful. Text above reads, "Hey, Have You Tried Cheese?" This fun Blue Q dish towel is perfect for cheese lovers ready for a wild ride in the kitchen!.
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Hey, Have You Tried Cheese? Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Dish Towel features red and pink rows of flowers with "DONT MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH." embroidered in the center—a playful nudge to keep those dishes out of the sink.
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Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q “It’s So Important To Stay Hydrated Dish Towel” features playful wine bottle and glass illustrations with its amusing hydration reminder in burgundy and navy.
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It's So Important To Stay Hydrated Dish Towel
$15.99
The Please, One Shitstorm At A Time Oven Mitt by Blue Q features colorful flowers, butterflies, and a cheeky phrase—ideal for tackling kitchen chaos one meal at a time.
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Please, One Shitstorm At A Time Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Blue Q "Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You've Been Really Rocking It Lately." dish towel features two cartoon cherries with faces and green leaves, surrounded by red and orange rays, plus the uplifting message: “Hey girl hey! I noticed you’ve been really rocking it lately.”.
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Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You've Been Really Rocking It Lately. Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel features vintage-style art of animals and a girl painting, with “Cute Little Fuckers” in red cursive repeated across the fabric.
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Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Total Hunk Dish Towel is super-absorbent and shows a cartoon cheese block with arms, flexing on cheese wheels beside grapes. The phrase "Total Hunk" appears at the bottom.
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Total Hunk Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q Made From Scratch Oven Mitt features a red design with a cat scratching upward and the words "MADE FROM SCRATCH" above, adding homemade charm to your kitchen.
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Made From Scratch Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Fuck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel by Blue Q features an orange design with pink polka dots and a cartoon cheese lover holding cheese, plus the text “FUCK, I LOVE CHEESE.”.
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Fuck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q "Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family" Dish Towel is pink, with a person wrestling a crocodile and the motto boldly printed in red at the bottom.
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Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q "Do You Think I Made Enough? Maybe I Should Double It. I Should Probably Double It." Dish Towel features strawberries with faces above pancakes, waffles, fried chicken, and corn, plus the humorous text from its name.
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Do You Think I Made Enough? Maybe I Should Double It. I Should Probably Double It. Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q "Menopause. What The Fuck? Dish Towel" features a red vase with bold, stylized flowers in vibrant colors and playful green text, adding humor and color to kitchen organization or tackling any mess.
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Menopause. What The Fuck? Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel features blue and white illustrations of people celebrating and “PARTY'S IN THE KITCHEN!” in the center—an ideal festive touch for your next gathering.
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Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q "I Have A Bit Of A Plant Problem" Dish Towel features green potted plant illustrations and bold text on a pink background—an ideal, charming accent for your kitchen or home decor.
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I Have A Bit Of A Plant Problem Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q "You Gonna Eat That Dish Towel" is a black and white towel with a cartoon raccoon, wide-eyed and surrounded by smaller eyes, plus a speech bubble asking, "YOU GONNA EAT THAT?—just asking for a friend.
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You Gonna Eat That Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q "People I Want To Meet: Dogs" Dish Towel features turquoise fabric, playful dog illustrations, a small white bone, and black lettering—an ideal gift for any dog lover’s kitchen!.
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People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Hangry Dish Towel features a pink and orange cartoon animal with wolf utensils, surrounded by forks, and "HANGRY" boldly printed below.
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Hangry Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q “Droppin' A New Recipe On Your Ass” Oven Mitt features a cartoon woman cooking, pouring cinnamon into a pot, with shelves of jars—including one labeled “no raisins”—and a recipe book.
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Droppin' A New Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt
$17.99