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Men's Crew Socks

Three colorful pairs of socks laid out side by side. The socks have text reading Emergency Contact Person, Cool-Ass Grandpa, and Grumpy Old Man with playful, geometric patterns.
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Blue Q’s I'll Be In The Garage M-Crew Socks are gray men’s socks with black polka dots, white toes and heels, black-striped cuffs, a gearshift graphic, and “I’LL BE IN THE GARAGE” text—fun novelty gifts for garage lovers.
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I'll Be In The Garage M-Crew Socks
$15.99 New
Blue Q's "I'm Really Into Birds" M-Crew Socks feature beige combed cotton, colorful birds, and red accents, with “IM REALLY INTO BIRDS” printed in red—perfect for any bird enthusiast.
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I'm Really Into Birds M-Crew Socks
$15.99
A person pulls up Blue Q Sorry I Stopped Listening M-Crew Socks—light blue combed cotton, men’s size 7-12, with clouds, buildings, a flying superhero, and “SORRY I STOPPED LISTENING” in blue and orange lettering.
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Sorry I Stopped Listening M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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Blue Q’s "This Meeting Is Bullshit M-Crew Socks" are green, black, and white geometric-patterned combed cotton socks featuring the bold phrase “THIS MEETING IS BULLSHIT.” on the side.
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This Meeting Is Bullshit M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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The Blue Q Studies Show I'm The Shit M-Crew Socks are black, made from soft combed cotton, and feature small white diamonds and bold “STUDIES SHOW IM THE SHIT” text.
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Studies Show I'm The Shit M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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Blue Q's Dog Walkin' M-Crew Socks are gray cotton with black, white, and red stripes, "Dog Walkin Socks" text, and a small antler graphic—perfect men's socks for all your walkies adventures.
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Dog Walkin' M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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Blue Q’s Fuck Work M-Crew Socks are tan novelty socks with a nature scene—mountains, trees, animals, and a rising sun—plus "FUCK WORK" in bold white letters.
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Fuck Work M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q’s Frequently Childlike Often Immature M-Crew Socks are green combed cotton with yellow and white floral patterns and playful text—ideal for anyone who’s faced silly nicknames or surprise wedgies.
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Frequently Childlike Often Immature M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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Blue Q's Coolest Guy On The Conference Call M-Crew Socks feature maroon zigzag patterns, red cuffs, and a hand with a coffee mug. Made from soft combed cotton, they make a fun workplace gift and display the phrase "Coolest guy on the conference call.
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Coolest Guy On The Conference Call M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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Blue Q Retired As Fuck M-Crew Socks are comfy combed cotton, featuring teal, navy, red, and orange stripes with "Retired As Fuck" in white text—perfect for celebrating retirement in style.
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Retired As Fuck M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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Blue Q’s Cool-Ass Grandpa M-Crew Socks feature red, yellow, blue, and tan geometric patterns with “Cool-Ass Grandpa” on the side. Two spandex socks stand upright against a plain white background.
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Cool-Ass Grandpa M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q The Chef M-Crew Socks feature a red, green, white, and gold pattern with “The Chef” in white on the upper part of one sock. Made of combed cotton, they fit men's shoe size 7-12.
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The Chef M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Sir Snores A Lot M-Crew Socks by Blue Q: green men's socks with white zigzag pattern, light green heels and toes, soft combed cotton. Fits men’s shoe size 7-12. Label near top reads “Sir Snores A Lot.”.
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Sir Snores A Lot M-Crew Socks
$15.99 New
Blue Q Dragons And Wizards And Shit M-Crew Socks: blue combed cotton socks with a forest, starry night, trees, and a large yellow moon featuring the text "DRAGONS AND WIZARDS AND SHIT.
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Dragons And Wizards And Shit M-Crew Socks
$15.99

2 reviews
Blue Q’s Love Me A Good Poop M-Crew Socks feature a geometric pattern in blue, cream, red, and gray, made from soft combed cotton with a side patch that reads "LOVE ME A GOOD POOP.
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Love Me A Good Poop M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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Blue Q’s Here Comes Cool Dad M-Crew Socks feature gray combed cotton with orange, white, and black cartoon designs, abstract patterns, small window shapes, and the playful message: HERE COMES COOL DAD.
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Here Comes Cool Dad M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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Blue Q's Pretty Decent Boyfriend M-Crew Socks feature multicolored stripes, red cuffs, and yellow toes and heels, with "PRETTY DECENT BOYFRIEND" in yellow lettering for a fun cotton-blend style.
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Pretty Decent Boyfriend M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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Blue Q’s “Fuck Off, I’m Gaming” M-Crew Socks feature blue and green combed cotton, a cartoon gamer with the phrase on-screen, abstract patterns, and stylish light green heels and toes.
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Fuck Off, I'm Gaming M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q Wiseass M-Crew Socks: Combed cotton men’s socks in yellow, orange, tan, and gray with an owl illustration, “WISE ASS.” text on the side, and a witty geometric pattern—perfect for those who love fun style.
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Wiseass M-Crew Socks
$15.99 New
The Coach M-Crew Socks by Blue Q: two green combed cotton men's socks with beige toes, heels, and cuffs. Each cuff has "COACH" in white and features a geometric beige and blue pattern on foot and ankle.
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The Coach M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q Grumpy Old Man M-Crew Socks feature a black-and-white checkered design with red cuffs, heels, and toes, plus a playful red patch reading “GRUMPY OLD MAN” in white text.
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Grumpy Old Man M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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Blue Q's Selective Hearing M-Crew Socks feature black and gray combed cotton, gray toes, heels, and cuffs, yellow stripes by the ankles, and "SELECTIVE HEARING SPECIALIST" text on the upper calf in yellow and white.
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Selective Hearing M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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The Handyman M-Crew Socks by Blue Q feature blue combed cotton and spandex, with white, light blue, and navy stripes and "The Handy Man" in white near the top. Displayed standing upright against a plain background.
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The Handyman M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q Ringmaster Of The Shit Show M-Crew Socks feature a gray design with orange accents, green ankle stripes, and the phrase “Ringmaster of the Shit Show” on the side. Made from soft combed cotton for all-day comfort.
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Ringmaster Of The Shit Show M-Crew Socks
$15.99

3 reviews