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Blue Q's "I'm Really Into Birds" M-Crew Socks feature beige combed cotton, colorful birds, and red accents, with “IM REALLY INTO BIRDS” printed in red—perfect for any bird enthusiast.
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I'm Really Into Birds M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q’s “You’re A Whole Lotta Lovely” W-Ankle Socks are blue combed cotton socks with white and yellow floral designs and the phrase “You’re a whole lot of lovely”—a sweet, thoughtful gift.
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You're A Whole Lotta Lovely W-Ankle Socks
$13.99

3 reviews
Blue Q’s Lip Shit Lip Balm-Mojito With Extra Lime comes in a green and white package featuring a cartoon frog bartender, lizards, and lab glassware illustrations.
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Lip Shit Lip Balm-Mojito With Extra Lime
$11.99 New
The Blue Q "Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You've Been Really Rocking It Lately." dish towel features two cartoon cherries with faces and green leaves, surrounded by red and orange rays, plus the uplifting message: “Hey girl hey! I noticed you’ve been really rocking it lately.”.
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Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You've Been Really Rocking It Lately. Dish Towel
$13.99
The Weed Box Pocket Box by Blue Q is a black storage box featuring white floral and bird designs, with "WEED BOX" in bold red and white on the front—perfect for organizing pre-rolls. Displayed against a light background.
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Weed Box Pocket Box
$8.99

3 reviews
Blue Q Just Resting My Eyes M-Crew Socks: Gray combed cotton crew socks with colorful blue, orange, and cream geometric diamonds. "Just RESTING my eyes" is printed on the side for a playful look.
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Just Resting My Eyes M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q Total Hunk Dish Towel is super-absorbent and shows a cartoon cheese block with arms, flexing on cheese wheels beside grapes. The phrase "Total Hunk" appears at the bottom.
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Total Hunk Dish Towel
$15.99

1 review
Blue Q’s I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream—Wild Cherry Blossom with a hint of Sandalwood—comes in a 2 fl. oz. pink tube with bold text and floral designs, blending shea butter and almond oil for soft, nourished hands.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream- Wild Cherry Blossom with a hint of Sandalwood
$13.99 New
Blue Q's Woman Of The Woods W-Crew Socks are blue and teal women's socks featuring leafy patterns and "Woman of the Woods" text, shown on mannequin feet against a white background—ideal cotton socks for nature lovers.
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Woman Of The Woods W-Crew Socks
$14.99
The Blue Q Boss Kitty Oven Mitt is gray with red trim, featuring a cartoon cowboy cat cooking at a rodeo and the phrases "Boss Kitty" and "Cookin Up A Storm," plus western designs—protect your paws in style!.
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Boss Kitty Oven Mitt
$17.99

1 review
The Blue Q "This Is Fucking Delicious" Oven Mitt features a cartoon girl and her dog enjoying food, with red and black accents, a light blue design, and a convenient red hanging loop.
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This Is Fucking Delicious Oven Mitt
$17.99

2 reviews
A green floral tube of Blue Q's I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream—White Lotus Flower with Bergamot & Mimosa—features white lotus illustrations.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream- White Lotus Flower with Bergamot & Mimosa
$13.99 New
The Blue Q Ringmaster Of The Shit Show M-Crew Socks feature a gray design with orange accents, green ankle stripes, and the phrase “Ringmaster of the Shit Show” on the side. Made from soft combed cotton for all-day comfort.
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Ringmaster Of The Shit Show M-Crew Socks
$15.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Hot Shit Oven Mitt features bold red lettering and a vibrant ray design—perfect for anyone who loves spicy food or can handle hot sauce like a pro.
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Hot Shit Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Blue Q "When I Go, I Want To Be Remembered For My Grocery Lists" 3x5 Spiral Notebook features a superhero in a shopping cart and celebrates your grocery lists as everyday epics.
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When I Go, I Want To Be Remembered For My Grocery Lists 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99

1 review
A tin of Blue Q’s Lip Shit Lip Balm-Strawberries And Cream in a vibrant box with fun red and purple designs, featuring strawberries, flowers, and a striped cat. Enjoy its sweet strawberries and cream flavor!.
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Lip Shit Lip Balm-Strawberries And Cream
$11.99

2 reviews
Blue Q Resting My Eyes W-Crew Socks: Bright pink combed cotton with colorful geometric diamonds and "Just RESTING my eyes" in yellow and white on the side. Fits women’s shoe sizes 5–10.
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Resting My Eyes W-Crew Socks
$14.99 New
Blue Q’s Frequently Childlike Often Immature M-Crew Socks are green combed cotton with yellow and white floral patterns and playful text—ideal for anyone who’s faced silly nicknames or surprise wedgies.
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Frequently Childlike Often Immature M-Crew Socks
$15.99

1 review
The Blue Q "No. I Will Never Want Your Help." Oven Mitt is a yellow, 100% cotton, super-insulated mitt with a cartoon of an apron-clad person holding a spoon, surrounded by kitchen items and a cat under the witty sign.
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No. I Will Never Want Your Help. Oven Mitt
$17.99
Blue Q's Pretty Decent Boyfriend M-Crew Socks feature multicolored stripes, red cuffs, and yellow toes and heels, with "PRETTY DECENT BOYFRIEND" in yellow lettering for a fun cotton-blend style.
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Pretty Decent Boyfriend M-Crew Socks
$15.99

1 review
Blue Q Hot Shit W-Ankle Socks: colorful women's combed cotton socks with bold "HOT SHIT" text, featuring red and yellow rays on pink, plus bright yellow toes and cuffs. Fits shoe sizes 5-10.
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Hot Shit W-Ankle Socks
$13.99
The Blue Q Cuddle Me Bitch W-Crew Socks are cream-colored women's cotton socks with a blue cartoon cat and "CUDDLE ME BITCH" in bold blue letters—perfect for adding playful flair to any outfit.
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Cuddle Me Bitch W-Crew Socks
$14.99

1 review
Blue Q’s I Know A Shortcut M-Crew Socks feature dark gray cotton, a white maze pattern, “I KNOW A SHORTCUT” text, and a small red ladybug graphic near the top. Fits men’s sizes 7-12.
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I Know A Shortcut M-Crew Socks
$15.99 New
Blue Q Fuck Off, I'm Gaming W-Crew Socks feature a light purple design with colorful geometric patterns and a gamer by a blue chair. The socks include "F*** Off, I'm Gaming" above the character and are made from comfy combed cotton.
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Fuck Off, I'm Gaming W-Crew Socks
$14.99

2 reviews