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For the one who stole your heart… and your fries.

For the one who stole your heart… and your fries.

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A tin of Blue Q’s Lip Shit Lip Balm-Strawberries And Cream in a vibrant box with fun red and purple designs, featuring strawberries, flowers, and a striped cat. Enjoy its sweet strawberries and cream flavor!.
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Lip Shit Lip Balm-Strawberries And Cream
$11.99

3 reviews
Blue Q's "I'm Really Into Birds" M-Crew Socks feature beige combed cotton, colorful birds, and red accents, with “IM REALLY INTO BIRDS” printed in red—perfect for any bird enthusiast.
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I'm Really Into Birds M-Crew Socks
$15.99
A green floral tube of Blue Q's I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream—White Lotus Flower with Bergamot & Mimosa—features white lotus illustrations.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream- White Lotus Flower with Bergamot & Mimosa
$13.99 New
Blue Q Resting My Eyes W-Crew Socks: Bright pink combed cotton with colorful geometric diamonds and "Just RESTING my eyes" in yellow and white on the side. Fits women’s shoe sizes 5–10.
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Resting My Eyes W-Crew Socks
$14.99 New
The Blue Q "High On Life...And Possibly Weed" Pencil Case is a cream-colored, recycled zip pouch with red trim, featuring two cartoon foxes and playful text, plus decorative red and green accents.
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High On Life...And Possibly Weed Pencil Case
$8.99 New
The Happy To Be Home Type Dish Towel by Blue Q features red illustrations of a smiling house, flowers, sun, moon, and hearts on pink cotton, with “The happy to be home type” text. Ideal for those who cherish solitude or calm.
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The Happy To Be Home Type Dish Towel
$15.99

2 reviews
Blue Q’s Frequently Childlike Often Immature M-Crew Socks are green combed cotton with yellow and white floral patterns and playful text—ideal for anyone who’s faced silly nicknames or surprise wedgies.
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Frequently Childlike Often Immature M-Crew Socks
$15.99

1 review
The Blue Q Studies Show I'm The Shit M-Crew Socks are black, made from soft combed cotton, and feature small white diamonds and bold “STUDIES SHOW IM THE SHIT” text.
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Studies Show I'm The Shit M-Crew Socks
$15.99

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The Blue Q "You're Beautiful, Don't Change" Coin Purse features vibrant geometric patterns in pink, green, yellow, and orange with an uplifting message—perfect for gifting to someone you appreciate just as they are.
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You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse
$6.99

3 reviews
Blue Q's Pretty Decent Boyfriend M-Crew Socks feature multicolored stripes, red cuffs, and yellow toes and heels, with "PRETTY DECENT BOYFRIEND" in yellow lettering for a fun cotton-blend style.
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Pretty Decent Boyfriend M-Crew Socks
$15.99

1 review
The Weed Box Pocket Box by Blue Q is a black storage box featuring white floral and bird designs, with "WEED BOX" in bold red and white on the front—perfect for organizing pre-rolls. Displayed against a light background.
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Weed Box Pocket Box
$8.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q "I Love My Boring-Ass Marriage" dish towel features two penguins holding hands on a snowy hill, with the phrase "I LOVE MY BORING-ASS MARRIAGE" below them.
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I Love My Boring- Ass Marriage Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q "Washing Dishes Builds Character. Maybe You Should Give It A Fucking Try." Dish Towel features colorful overlapping circles in red, orange, yellow, green, pink, and blue with bold, cheeky text for a fun kitchen accent.
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Washing Dishes Builds Character. Maybe You Should Give It A Fucking Try. Dish Towel
$13.99

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The Blue Q Cuddle Me Bitch W-Crew Socks are cream-colored women's cotton socks with a blue cartoon cat and "CUDDLE ME BITCH" in bold blue letters—perfect for adding playful flair to any outfit.
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Cuddle Me Bitch W-Crew Socks
$14.99

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The Blue Q "When I Go, I Want To Be Remembered For My Grocery Lists" 3x5 Spiral Notebook features a superhero in a shopping cart and celebrates your grocery lists as everyday epics.
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When I Go, I Want To Be Remembered For My Grocery Lists 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99 New

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Blue Q Hot Shit W-Ankle Socks: colorful women's combed cotton socks with bold "HOT SHIT" text, featuring red and yellow rays on pink, plus bright yellow toes and cuffs. Fits shoe sizes 5-10.
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Hot Shit W-Ankle Socks
$13.99
Blue Q Mind Reader W-Crew Socks are made of combed cotton in yellow and beige with a floral pattern and "MIND READER" in white on the cuff. Yellow toes, heels, and cuffs add a playful touch.
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Mind Reader W-Crew Socks
$14.99
The Blue Q "This Is Fucking Delicious" Oven Mitt features a cartoon girl and her dog enjoying food, with red and black accents, a light blue design, and a convenient red hanging loop.
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This Is Fucking Delicious Oven Mitt
$17.99

3 reviews
Blue Q’s I'll Be In The Garage M-Crew Socks are gray men’s socks with black polka dots, white toes and heels, black-striped cuffs, a gearshift graphic, and “I’LL BE IN THE GARAGE” text—fun novelty gifts for garage lovers.
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I'll Be In The Garage M-Crew Socks
$15.99 New
Blue Q Just Resting My Eyes M-Crew Socks: Gray combed cotton crew socks with colorful blue, orange, and cream geometric diamonds. "Just RESTING my eyes" is printed on the side for a playful look.
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Just Resting My Eyes M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q’s I Love You Gum features bold red "I LOVE YOU" text and playful xoxo accents on a light beige background with decorative red borders.
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I Love You Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s Handsome Devil M-Crew Socks feature gray and red stripes, red toes and heels, red starbursts, and a cartoon toast holding a heart with “HANDSOME DEVIL” in blue and white text.
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Handsome Devil M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Blue Q Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Dish Towel features a mother duck with six ducklings in puddles, made from unbleached cotton and playfully printed with "Ringmaster of the Shit Show!.
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Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Dish Towel
$13.99 New
Blue Q’s I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream—Wild Cherry Blossom with a hint of Sandalwood—comes in a 2 fl. oz. pink tube with bold text and floral designs, blending shea butter and almond oil for soft, nourished hands.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream- Wild Cherry Blossom with a hint of Sandalwood
$13.99 New

1 review