A black and red box of Blue Q's Certified Pain In The Ass Gum, featuring the product name in bold white and black letters on the front.
A box of Blue Q's Certified Pain In The Ass Gum, labeled "The Original" and "8 Pieces," features candy-coated gum pieces on a white background—making it a spicy, fun novelty treat for gum lovers.
A black and red box of Blue Q's Certified Pain In The Ass Gum, featuring the product name in bold white and black letters on the front.
A box of Blue Q's Certified Pain In The Ass Gum, labeled "The Original" and "8 Pieces," features candy-coated gum pieces on a white background—making it a spicy, fun novelty treat for gum lovers.
SKU: FS1065

Certified Pain In The Ass Gum

$2.99
Just like one of those framed diplomas in your doctor's office, but more hand-out-able. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box.



  • 8 pieces per box. Made in Canada!
  • Assembled by our team of individuals with and without disabilities working together.
  • Click here for ingredient and nutrition info.
  • "Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. Makes a great gift for your favorite pain in the ass.

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