The Blue Q Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch is a blue and white recycled pouch with a red zipper, featuring vintage art of a woman riding a dolphin and a bold “Stay Away from Assholes” message.
A hand holds the Blue Q Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch, measuring 9.5 x 7.25 inches. The text above reads: Blue Q offers a variety of pouch sizes and shapes—perfect for organizing all your stuff, because let’s face it: they’re everywhere. Use the smaller pouches to organize the bigger ones!.
A vintage-style illustration featuring a woman with a megaphone riding a dolphin appears on the Blue Q Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch, with text in a red circle stating, “All Blue Q bags are woven from 95% recycled material.” Honestly, these eco-friendly pouches are everywhere—you’ll spot them wherever adventure takes you!.
A person holds the Blue Q Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch in blue while placing a wallet inside. Text above reads, Perfect for carrying pencils, small notebooks and more—because they’re everywhere.
A person holds the Blue Q Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch, a blue pouch with a red chunky zipper. The pouch is decorated with an illustration of a person spraying water on a whale, alongside the text “Stay Away from Assholes – because they’re everywhere.” A label highlights the CHUNKY ZIPPER.
The Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch by Blue Q features retro-inspired artwork and the cheeky message “Stay Away from Assholes—they’re everywhere.” Each pouch purchased gives back, with 1% of sales supporting environmental initiatives worldwide.
The Blue Q Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch is a blue and white recycled pouch with a red zipper, featuring vintage art of a woman riding a dolphin and a bold “Stay Away from Assholes” message.
A hand holds the Blue Q Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch, measuring 9.5 x 7.25 inches. The text above reads: Blue Q offers a variety of pouch sizes and shapes—perfect for organizing all your stuff, because let’s face it: they’re everywhere. Use the smaller pouches to organize the bigger ones!.
A vintage-style illustration featuring a woman with a megaphone riding a dolphin appears on the Blue Q Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch, with text in a red circle stating, “All Blue Q bags are woven from 95% recycled material.” Honestly, these eco-friendly pouches are everywhere—you’ll spot them wherever adventure takes you!.
A person holds the Blue Q Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch in blue while placing a wallet inside. Text above reads, Perfect for carrying pencils, small notebooks and more—because they’re everywhere.
A person holds the Blue Q Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch, a blue pouch with a red chunky zipper. The pouch is decorated with an illustration of a person spraying water on a whale, alongside the text “Stay Away from Assholes – because they’re everywhere.” A label highlights the CHUNKY ZIPPER.
The Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch by Blue Q features retro-inspired artwork and the cheeky message “Stay Away from Assholes—they’re everywhere.” Each pouch purchased gives back, with 1% of sales supporting environmental initiatives worldwide.
SKU: QA3009

Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch

$11.99
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  • 9.5"w X 7.25"h
  • Woven from 95% post-consumer material.

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