All Full Price Kitchen Items

All Blue Q Kitchen items, excluding sale items.

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The Blue Q People I Love: Cats Dish Towel is a gray towel with four playful cat illustrations and the text, "People I love: 1. cats." Perfect for cat lovers to add charm to their home or kitchen.
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People I Love: Cats Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers Dish Towel" features a red grill cooking steaks, with the phrase “GET READY—I’ll feed all you fuckers” above, plus illustrations of a spatula, sauce bottle, and lighter fluid.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Bitches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is blue and displays a retro-style woman tending a fire with a pot, surrounded by logs, with the phrase "bitches get stuff done" above her.
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Bitches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt
$17.99

3 reviews
The Blue Q "I Love My Asshole Kids" Oven Mitt features a light blue, retro-style design with a smiling woman baking macaroni as three children watch. The humorous text reads: Mommy loves you—I love my asshole kids. Great for any kitchen!.
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I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt
$17.99

1 review
The Blue Q "Then Make Your Own Fucking Dinner" Oven Mitt features a cartoon raccoon family eyeing food, bold pink text, and playful details like a crescent moon, stars, and trash on a black background.
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Then Make Your Own Fucking Dinner Oven Mitt
$17.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Don't Wash Me Bro Dish Towel is gray with black skillet illustrations; a large central skillet features the bold, white text "DONT WASH ME BRO"—a fun reminder for cooks to keep their pans seasoned.
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Don't Wash Me Bro Dish Towel
$15.99

1 review
The Please, One Shitstorm At A Time Oven Mitt by Blue Q features colorful flowers, butterflies, and a cheeky phrase—ideal for tackling kitchen chaos one meal at a time.
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Please, One Shitstorm At A Time Oven Mitt
$17.99

1 review
The Blue Q Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel features blue and white illustrations of people celebrating and “PARTY'S IN THE KITCHEN!” in the center—an ideal festive touch for your next gathering.
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Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel
$15.99

1 review
The Blue Q "You Gonna Eat That Dish Towel" is a black and white towel with a cartoon raccoon, wide-eyed and surrounded by smaller eyes, plus a speech bubble asking, "YOU GONNA EAT THAT?—just asking for a friend.
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You Gonna Eat That Dish Towel
$15.99

1 review
The "Y'all Would Be A Mess Without Me" Dish Towel by Blue Q features a red and cream design with small houses—perfect for adding humor and honesty to your kitchen decor.
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Y'all Would Be A Mess Without Me Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q "Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You've Been Really Rocking It Lately." dish towel features two cartoon cherries with faces and green leaves, surrounded by red and orange rays, plus the uplifting message: “Hey girl hey! I noticed you’ve been really rocking it lately.”.
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Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You've Been Really Rocking It Lately. Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q "Do You Think I Made Enough? Maybe I Should Double It. I Should Probably Double It." Dish Towel features strawberries with faces above pancakes, waffles, fried chicken, and corn, plus the humorous text from its name.
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Do You Think I Made Enough? Maybe I Should Double It. I Should Probably Double It. Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Hot Shit Oven Mitt features bold red lettering and a vibrant ray design—perfect for anyone who loves spicy food or can handle hot sauce like a pro.
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Hot Shit Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Blue Q “It’s So Important To Stay Hydrated Dish Towel” features playful wine bottle and glass illustrations with its amusing hydration reminder in burgundy and navy.
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It's So Important To Stay Hydrated Dish Towel
$15.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Dish Towel features red and pink rows of flowers with "DONT MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH." embroidered in the center—a playful nudge to keep those dishes out of the sink.
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Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Dish Towel
$15.99

1 review
The Blue Q Cat Butt Oven Mitt features a bright cartoon cat design showing its rear, the phrases "Cat Butt Oven Mitt" and "For true cat lovers," plus a smiling cat face in the corner.
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Cat Butt Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Agent of Destruction Dish Towel by Blue Q features a black cat next to a toppled trash can with debris, watched by a forgiving dog. Bold text above the cat reads "AGENT OF DESTRUCTION.
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Agent of Destruction Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q "I Love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel" is a grey towel adorned with colorful flowers and bold blue text, perfect for parents who wish their kids would clean up, featuring a large stylized flower in the center.
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I Love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q "I Love My Boring-Ass Marriage" dish towel features two penguins holding hands on a snowy hill, with the phrase "I LOVE MY BORING-ASS MARRIAGE" below them.
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I Love My Boring- Ass Marriage Dish Towel
$15.99
The Blue Q "Welcome To My Cooking Show!" Oven Mitt features blue and white checks with the bold phrase printed on the front, inspired by The French Chef Julia Child.
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Welcome To My Cooking Show! Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Blue Q "Menopause. What The Fuck? Dish Towel" features a red vase with bold, stylized flowers in vibrant colors and playful green text, adding humor and color to kitchen organization or tackling any mess.
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Menopause. What The Fuck? Dish Towel
$13.99

1 review
The Blue Q "Washing Dishes Builds Character. Maybe You Should Give It A Fucking Try." Dish Towel features colorful overlapping circles in red, orange, yellow, green, pink, and blue with bold, cheeky text for a fun kitchen accent.
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Washing Dishes Builds Character. Maybe You Should Give It A Fucking Try. Dish Towel
$13.99

1 review
The Happy To Be Home Type Dish Towel by Blue Q features red illustrations of a smiling house, flowers, sun, moon, and hearts on pink cotton, with “The happy to be home type” text. Ideal for those who cherish solitude or calm.
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The Happy To Be Home Type Dish Towel
$15.99

1 review
The Blue Q "I Put Wine In The Sauce And Also In My Mouth" Oven Mitt features vibrant cartoon art of a squirrel and a bird chef outdoors, with the bird holding a wine glass and delivering the witty phrase from the product name.
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I Put Wine In The Sauce And Also In My Mouth Oven Mitt
$17.99