All Full Price Kitchen Items

All Blue Q Kitchen items, excluding sale items.
The Blue Q "Fuck Yeah, I Made Cookies. Oven Mitt" is a light blue, 100% cotton, super-insulated oven mitt featuring cartoon Godzilla holding cookies among buildings and vehicles. Text reads: Fuck yeah, I made cookies.

All Blue Q Kitchen items, excluding sale items.

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The Blue Q "Fuck Yeah, I Made Cookies. Oven Mitt" is a light blue, 100% cotton, super-insulated oven mitt featuring cartoon Godzilla holding cookies among buildings and vehicles. Text reads: Fuck yeah, I made cookies.
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Fuck Yeah, I Made Cookies. Oven Mitt
$17.99 New

2 reviews
The Blue Q "High On Life...And Possibly Weed" Dish Towel features an illustrated rabbit and fox standing, holding a joint, with playful text and blue, orange, and yellow tones—a fun decorative piece for your kitchen.
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High On Life...And Possibly Weed Dish Towel
$13.99

6 reviews
The Blue Q "You Gonna Eat That Dish Towel" is a black and white towel with a cartoon raccoon, wide-eyed and surrounded by smaller eyes, plus a speech bubble asking, "YOU GONNA EAT THAT?—just asking for a friend.
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You Gonna Eat That Dish Towel
$15.99

3 reviews
The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" Oven Mitt is tan and shows a cartoon man with six arms grilling and holding utensils, with the bold phrase "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" printed above.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers Oven Mitt
$17.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Made From Scratch Oven Mitt features a red design with a cat scratching upward and the words "MADE FROM SCRATCH" above, adding homemade charm to your kitchen.
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Made From Scratch Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Blue Q Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel features vintage-style art of animals and a girl painting, with “Cute Little Fuckers” in red cursive repeated across the fabric.
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Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel
$13.99

4 reviews
The Blue Q "Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In The Sink And Call It A Day, Huh?" Dish Towel features teal fabric, light blue staring eyes, and witty text—a quirky addition to your kitchen decor.
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Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In The Sink And Call It A Day, Huh? Dish Towel
$15.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Hot Shit Oven Mitt features bold red lettering and a vibrant ray design—perfect for anyone who loves spicy food or can handle hot sauce like a pro.
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Hot Shit Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Blue Q Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is a pink kitchen towel with a jar graphic and bold text, adding playful humor to your kitchen décor.
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Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel
$13.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers Dish Towel" features a red grill cooking steaks, with the phrase “GET READY—I’ll feed all you fuckers” above, plus illustrations of a spatula, sauce bottle, and lighter fluid.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Dish Towel features a mother duck with six ducklings in puddles, made from unbleached cotton and playfully printed with "Ringmaster of the Shit Show!.
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Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Dish Towel
$13.99 New
The Made From Scratch Dish Towel by Blue Q features a pink design with a cat scratching and "MADE FROM SCRATCH" above—perfect for any cat lover’s kitchen.
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Made From Scratch Dish Towel
$15.99

1 review
The Blue Q "Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You've Been Really Rocking It Lately." dish towel features two cartoon cherries with faces and green leaves, surrounded by red and orange rays, plus the uplifting message: “Hey girl hey! I noticed you’ve been really rocking it lately.”.
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Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You've Been Really Rocking It Lately. Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q "I Put Wine In The Sauce And Also In My Mouth" Oven Mitt features vibrant cartoon art of a squirrel and a bird chef outdoors, with the bird holding a wine glass and delivering the witty phrase from the product name.
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I Put Wine In The Sauce And Also In My Mouth Oven Mitt
$17.99

1 review
The Blue Q Hangry Dish Towel features a pink and orange cartoon animal with wolf utensils, surrounded by forks, and "HANGRY" boldly printed below.
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Hangry Dish Towel
$15.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Somebody Get Me A Gummy Oven Mitt is super-insulated and colorful, with a cartoon landscape—hills, tree, smiling sun—and "Somebody get me a gummy" printed at the bottom. Perfect for any kitchen!.
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Somebody Get Me A Gummy Oven Mitt
$17.99 New

1 review
The Blue Q "This Is Fucking Delicious" Oven Mitt features a cartoon girl and her dog enjoying food, with red and black accents, a light blue design, and a convenient red hanging loop.
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This Is Fucking Delicious Oven Mitt
$17.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Agent of Chaos Dish Towel features a black cat toppling a fishbowl and bold yellow text that reads "AGENT OF CHAOS—a brazen bitch with attitude!.
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Agent of Chaos Dish Towel
$13.99

1 review
The Blue Q "Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family" Dish Towel is pink, with a person wrestling a crocodile and the motto boldly printed in red at the bottom.
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Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family Dish Towel
$13.99

6 reviews
The Please, One Shitstorm At A Time Oven Mitt by Blue Q features colorful flowers, butterflies, and a cheeky phrase—ideal for tackling kitchen chaos one meal at a time.
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Please, One Shitstorm At A Time Oven Mitt
$17.99

1 review
The Blue Q “It’s So Important To Stay Hydrated Dish Towel” features playful wine bottle and glass illustrations with its amusing hydration reminder in burgundy and navy.
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It's So Important To Stay Hydrated Dish Towel
$15.99

2 reviews
The Fuck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel by Blue Q features an orange design with pink polka dots and a cartoon cheese lover holding cheese, plus the text “FUCK, I LOVE CHEESE.”.
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Fuck, I Love Cheese Dish Towel
$15.99

1 review
The Blue Q “I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt” features a retro illustration of a woman slicing veggies and the phrase "I've got a knife" on a pink mitt with a light yellow background—perfect for cute kitchen decor or fun accessories.
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I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt
$17.99

3 reviews
The Blue Q Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel features blue and white illustrations of people celebrating and “PARTY'S IN THE KITCHEN!” in the center—an ideal festive touch for your next gathering.
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Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel
$15.99

1 review