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The Sit Your Butts Down Oven Mitt by Blue Q is a vibrant, 100% cotton kitchen accessory showcasing cartoon frogs—one at the stove and three seated on stools—amidst a lively backdrop of plants and mushrooms. Featuring the playful phrase “SIT YOUR BUTTS DOWN” and equipped with a convenient red hanging loop, this super-insulated mitt combines whimsical design with dependable functionality for any frog enthusiast in the kitchen.
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Sit Your Butts Down Oven Mitt
$17.99 New
Blue Q’s I Fucking Love It Out Here M-Crew Socks feature light gray combed cotton, green tree designs, black toes and heels, plus a speech bubble that says “I fucking love it out here.” Ideal for fans of funny men’s socks.
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I Fucking Love It Out Here M-Crew Socks
$15.99

7 reviews
The Blue Q "Yes, I'm Keeping Score. Also, I Make The Rules Which Are Subject To Change. Without Notice." 3x5 spiral notebook features a yellow cover with a gym-inspired illustration and witty text.
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Yes, I'm Keeping Score. Also, I Make The Rules Which Are Subject To Change. Without Notice. 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99

1 review
Blue Q's Hangry W-Ankle Socks feature two orange combed cotton ankle socks with a cartoon wolf holding a fork and knife, “HANGRY” in white on the toes, and a playful hungry expression for extra fun.
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Hangry W-Ankle Socks
$13.99

2 reviews
The Bear Necessities Pencil Case by Blue Q features three cartoon bears on a log raft—one paddling, one with a boom box, and one in a hat—amid flowers, comic books, and a river scene. Text reads "Bear Necessities.
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Bear Necessities Pencil Case
$8.99

2 reviews
A 2 fl. oz. (60 mL) tube of Blue Q's "I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Hand Cream Flowers Of Tahiti With Melon & Coconut," featuring shea butter and a floral design.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Hand Cream Flowers Of Tahiti With Melon & Coconut
$13.99
Blue Q’s Fight Like A Girl W-Ankle Socks feature a vintage sailor girl and the phrase "FIGHT LIKE A GIRL." Made from combed cotton, these women’s socks have bold red heels, toes, and cuffs.
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Fight Like A Girl W-Ankle Socks
$13.99

2 reviews
This Is My Best Behavior W-Crew Socks by Blue Q: light blue combed cotton women's socks (size 5-10) with white and yellow daisy patterns and blue "this IS my BEST BEHAVIOR" text. Shown upright on a plain white background.
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This Is My Best Behavior W-Crew Socks
$14.99

1 review
Blue Q’s I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream—Wild Cherry Blossom with a hint of Sandalwood—comes in a 2 fl. oz. pink tube with bold text and floral designs, blending shea butter and almond oil for soft, nourished hands.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream- Wild Cherry Blossom with a hint of Sandalwood
$13.99
Blue Q’s Bad Bitch Gum comes in a red rectangular box with gold chain designs and bold white “Bad Bitch” text above “Truly Exceptional In Every Regard!” Inside are 8 pieces of mint-flavored, candy-coated gum.
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Bad Bitch Gum
$2.99
Blue Q I Love My Job, Ha Ha, Just Kidding W-Crew Socks feature purple fabric with blue and white abstract lines, teal cuffs, and comfy fit. Humorous white text reads: I LOVE MY JOB HA HA Just kidding.
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I Love My Job, Ha Ha, Just Kidding W-Crew Socks
$14.99

3 reviews
A white rectangular box of Blue Q’s I Heart My Vagina Gum features bold black text with a red heart, resembling the fun, candy-coated gum packs like their I Heart My Penis gum.
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I Heart My Vagina Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s Dad Jokes Gum is mint-flavored, candy-coated, and comes in a box with playful green and blue text. The package advertises “10 free jokes inside,” including a bonus joke about French fries and cheese on the box.
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Dad Jokes Gum
$2.99
The Fuzzy Little Murder Machine Catnip Toy by Blue Q features a wild-eyed, orange-striped cat on a blue plush, packed under a red label and filled with premium organic USA-grown catnip for healthy feline fun.
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Fuzzy Little Murder Machine Catnip Toy
$11.99

1 review
Blue Q Grumpy Old Man M-Crew Socks feature a black-and-white checkered design with red cuffs, heels, and toes, plus a playful red patch reading “GRUMPY OLD MAN” in white text.
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Grumpy Old Man M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Mushrooms Shoulder Tote by Blue Q features black handles and playful mushroom art on green, making it a charming reusable travel accessory for your next security checkpoint.
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Mushrooms Shoulder Tote
$24.99

3 reviews
Blue Q’s “I Smoke Weed So You Don’t Have To Gum” comes in a light blue box with an orange cat in purple sunglasses and includes 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum.
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I Smoke Weed So You Don't Have To Gum
$2.99

1 review
The Blue Q Total Hunk Dish Towel is super-absorbent and shows a cartoon cheese block with arms, flexing on cheese wheels beside grapes. The phrase "Total Hunk" appears at the bottom.
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Total Hunk Dish Towel
$15.99

1 review
Blue Q Deep Sea Diva W-Ankle Socks: Blue cotton socks feature an illustrated yellow-tailed mermaid with blue hair, stars, and bubbles, plus "Deep Sea Diva" at the toes in white and light blue—perfect for pop music fans.
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Deep Sea Diva W-Ankle Socks
$13.99
Blue Q’s There’s A Spell For That W-Ankle Socks feature green accents, a cartoon frog with moon, stars, pink clouds, an open book, and “There’s a spell for that” text. Fits women’s shoe sizes 5-10.
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There's A Spell For That W-Ankle Socks
$13.99

1 review
Step up your adventure game with the Go Wild M-Crew Socks by Blue Q. These colorful nature-themed socks showcase desert and mountain scenery, animals, plants, and the bold phrase “GO WILD” woven into the design. Featuring yellow heels and toes, plus vibrant green, blue, brown, and orange accents, they’re the perfect men’s socks for anyone with a wild spirit.
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Go Wild M-Crew Socks
$15.99 New
A box labeled Blue Q’s Scary Little Creatures Who Wish You Nothing But The Best Playtime Sticker Set sits on a surface scattered with colorful, spooky cartoon creature stickers. Designed for ages 13 and up, the box promises 46 creepy-crawly vinyl stickers inside—perfect for anyone who believes even misunderstood monsters deserve a playful moment.
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Scary Little Creatures Who Wish You Nothing But The Best Playtime Sticker Set
$7.99 Sold Out

1 review
The Check Out My Butthole Catnip Toy by Blue Q features a cartoon black cat on a blue armchair with pink yarn and the phrase above. The package says organic catnip, grown in the USA, and encourages healthy play.
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Check Out My Butthole Catnip Toy
$11.99

13 reviews
A box labeled “Baby Goats On Trampolines Wearing Sweaters Playtime Sticker Set” by Blue Q rests on a black surface, surrounded by colorful stickers featuring goats on trampolines, geese, playful sound effect words, and more—a perfect novelty gift for ages 13 and up.
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Baby Goats On Trampolines Wearing Sweaters Playtime Sticker Set
$7.99 Sold Out