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Blue Q’s “I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower” Natural Hand Cream—lavender with a little lemon—comes in a 2 fl. oz. tube featuring pastel colors and bold, playful text on the label.
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Blue Q’s “I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower” Natural Hand Cream—lavender with a little lemon—comes in a 2 fl. oz. tube featuring pastel colors and bold, playful text on the label.
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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream - Lavender with a Little Lemon
$13.99
The Blue Q "Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family" Dish Towel is pink, with a person wrestling a crocodile and the motto boldly printed in red at the bottom.
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Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family Dish Towel
$13.99
Blue Q's "I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower" W-Crew Socks feature navy blue fabric with colorful floral designs, bold orange lettering, and light green heels, toes, and cuffs for a comfy, stylish touch.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower W-Crew Socks
$14.99
The Blue Q Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Pencil Case is a beige zippered bag with green and pink stripes, boldly displaying its playful slogan—ideal for carrying essentials with style.
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Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Pencil Case
$8.99
The Blue Q Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is a pink kitchen towel with a jar graphic and bold text, adding playful humor to your kitchen décor.
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Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel
$13.99
A person in rolled-up jeans puts on Blue Q’s Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family W-Crew Socks—pink combed cotton socks showing a child wrestling an alligator, red text, and an orange background atop a multicolored rug.
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Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family W-Crew Socks
$14.99
Blue Q’s I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream—Honeysuckle with Marigold & Wild Freesia comes in a silver 2 fl. oz. tube with a pink floral label and contains shea butter to nourish your hands.
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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream-Honeysuckle With Marigold & Wild Freesia
$13.99
A 2 FL. OZ. tube of Blue Q's "I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower" Natural Hand Cream—hibiscus with a little vanilla, enriched with shea butter and almond oil. Colorful label included.
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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream - Hibiscus with a Little Vanilla
$13.99
The Skunky Zipper Pouch by Blue Q showcases a cartoon skunk on a swing with “Skunky!” in pink above, surrounded by a squirrel, flowers, butterflies, mushrooms, and a bird on a vibrant turquoise background.
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Skunky Zipper Pouch
$11.99
The Blue Q Ringmaster Of The Shit Show M-Crew Socks feature a gray design with orange accents, green ankle stripes, and the phrase “Ringmaster of the Shit Show” on the side. Made from soft combed cotton for all-day comfort.
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Ringmaster Of The Shit Show M-Crew Socks
$15.99
A 2 fl. oz. (60 mL) tube of Blue Q's "I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Hand Cream Flowers Of Tahiti With Melon & Coconut," featuring shea butter and a floral design.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Hand Cream Flowers Of Tahiti With Melon & Coconut
$13.99
Blue Q I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream—jasmine, orange peel, and pear with almond oil for softness. 2 fl. oz. (60 mL) tube with a colorful label.
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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream - Jasmine with Orange Peel & Pear
$13.99
A 2 oz. tube of Blue Q’s “I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower” Natural Hand Cream features gardenia, a bit of sandalwood, and nourishing shea butter in pastel green and white packaging.
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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream - Gardenia & a Bit of Sandalwood
$13.99
The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" Oven Mitt is tan and shows a cartoon man with six arms grilling and holding utensils, with the bold phrase "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" printed above.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers Oven Mitt
$17.99
Blue Q's "Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family" Sneaker Socks feature a cushioned single sock with red toe & top, an illustration of a child hugging an alligator, and the slogan in red. "BLUE Q" is printed at the top.
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Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family Sneaker Socks
$14.99
The Blue Q Cat Butt Coin Purse is a blue pouch with a red zipper, featuring a laughing cat and bold text: "Official Cat Butt Coin Purse – The Kitty for your Cash!" A quirky accessory celebrating all things cat butts.
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Cat Butt Coin Purse
$6.99
A blue tube of Blue Q “I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower” Natural Hand Cream–Sea Grass & Salt Flower with jasmine, floral design, shea butter, and the label “2 FL. OZ. (60 mL).”.
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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream-Sea Grass & Salt Flower With Jasmine
$13.99
Blue Q’s Cat Butt Gum is a peppermint gift box with a fluffy cat’s rear and a grinning cartoon, featuring the text “8 pieces of kiss my ass attitude”—the perfect sassy candy for cat lovers.
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Cat Butt Gum
$2.99
The Blue Q "Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient" Oven Mitt features pink fabric decorated with spice jars—some labeled paprika, others saffron—and a bold statement on the label. A green fabric loop makes hanging easy.
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Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" M-Crew Socks are playful tan combed cotton socks with black toes and heels, featuring a barbecue grill, food graphics, and bold text. A fun gift for any BBQ lover!.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers M-Crew Socks
$15.99
A silver tube of Blue Q's "I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower" Hand Cream – Vanilla Orchid with Amber Rosewood, enriched with shea butter. Decorated with white flowers and a bold yellow label.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Hand Cream - Vanilla Orchid with Amber Rosewood
$13.99
The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers Dish Towel" features a red grill cooking steaks, with the phrase “GET READY—I’ll feed all you fuckers” above, plus illustrations of a spatula, sauce bottle, and lighter fluid.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers Dish Towel
$13.99
A rectangular box from Blue Q, featuring vibrant floral art and bold orange text—I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Gum—makes a fun way to stash your favorite fruit-flavored gum.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s Ringmaster Of The Shit Show W-Crew Socks feature a cream color with orange accents, green stripes, and bold text on both sides—fun, comfy circus-themed socks made from soft combed cotton for all-day wear.
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Ringmaster Of The Shit Show W-Crew Socks
$14.99