Holiday 2024

Hilarious, artist-designed, joy-bringing gifts, made with care.
A person sits on a chair wearing jeans and yellow socks with a butterfly and the text Please, one shit storm at a time, next to a colorful floral bag and decorative accessories on a woven rug.

Hilarious, artist-designed, joy-bringing gifts, made with care.

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Blue Q’s “Please, One Shitstorm At A Time” W-Ankle Socks are blue combed cotton with yellow toes, heels, cuffs, an orange butterfly, flowers, and the phrase printed on the front.
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Please, One Shitstorm At A Time W-Ankle Socks
$13.99

5 reviews
The Blue Q Evidence Zipper Pouch is a yellow bag with a black zipper, labeled "EVIDENCE" in bold red, featuring sections for case details, chain of custody, and warnings like “do not tamper” with content inspection instructions.
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Evidence Zipper Pouch
$11.99

13 reviews
The Blue Q "You Gonna Eat That? Handy Tote" is a reusable orange bag with blue handles, featuring an illustrated raccoon and the fun question: "You gonna eat that?"—perfect for carrying essentials and reducing waste.
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You Gonna Eat That? Handy Tote
$14.99

3 reviews
The Blue Q Octopus Shoulder Tote features sturdy black handles, a reinforced floor, and a vibrant red octopus with flowers on a teal background.
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Octopus Shoulder Tote
$24.99

16 reviews
The Blue Q Flower Fest Shopper is a reusable party bag with black handles, featuring vibrant folkloric floral patterns—yellow, orange, red, blue, and white flowers with green leaves on a black background.
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Flower Fest Shopper
$16.99

4 reviews
The Blue Q Coffee Money Coin Purse is a small blue zippered pouch with cheerful coffee-themed characters and playful "Coffee Money" text, adorned with decorative Japanese characters.
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Coffee Money Coin Purse
$6.99

6 reviews
The Blue Q Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is a pink kitchen towel with a jar graphic and bold text, adding playful humor to your kitchen décor.
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Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel
$13.99

2 reviews
A cartoon red devil sits on cheese in a grassy field, holding a forkful. Text above reads, "Hey, Have You Tried Cheese?" This fun Blue Q dish towel is perfect for cheese lovers ready for a wild ride in the kitchen!.
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Hey, Have You Tried Cheese? Dish Towel
$13.99

7 reviews
The “I’m Here To Steal Your Snacks Handy Tote” by Blue Q features red handles and a cool cartoon seagull in sunglasses with fries, plus playful text. It’s the perfect reusable bag for carrying snacks and beach essentials.
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I'm Here To Steal Your Snacks Handy Tote
$14.99

9 reviews
The Blue Q "Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In The Sink And Call It A Day, Huh?" Dish Towel features teal fabric, light blue staring eyes, and witty text—a quirky addition to your kitchen decor.
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Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In The Sink And Call It A Day, Huh? Dish Towel
$15.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q 'Bad Ass Woman Who Takes Care Of Everyone' zippered pouch features bold text and a crowd illustration—ideal for carrying diapers, snacks, or chargers on the go.
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Bad Ass Woman Who Takes Care Of Everyone Zipper Pouch
$11.99

1 review
The Boss Lady Coin Purse by Blue Q is a small red zippered purse with vintage-inspired art of a boss lady on horseback, the words “Boss Lady Zippy Money Bag,” stars, bold patterns, and And Proud Of It Club spirit.
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Boss Lady Coin Purse
$6.99

3 reviews
The Blue Q Random Crap Floral Zipper Pouch features vibrant abstract flowers and plants, "RANDOM CRAP" in green block letters at the center, and a dark blue background—perfect for storing your essentials with flair.
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Random Crap Floral Zipper Pouch
$11.99

3 reviews
Blue Q’s I Made A Good Kid W-Crew Socks feature black combed cotton, cream floral patterns, and a heart with "I made a good kid" on one sock. Photographed on a plain neutral background.
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I Made A Good Kid W-Crew Socks
$14.99

1 review
The Blue Q Random Crap Shopper is a reusable tote with a navy background, colorful abstract flowers and leaves, and "RANDOM CRAP" in the center. Sturdy black handles make it ideal for groceries or as a gym bag.
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Random Crap Shopper
$16.99

6 reviews
The Blue Q Flower Field Pencil Case features a rectangular shape, a yellow zipper, and a colorful floral, leaf, and bird pattern on a white background.
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Flower Field Pencil Case
$8.99

4 reviews
Blue Q’s I Think Your Cat Is High Catnip Toy comes in a package with a cartoon cat thinking it’s a seal. Contains organic catnip in a cotton pouch, grown in the USA. Packaging reads, “I think your cat is high…”.
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I Think Your Cat Is High Catnip Toy
$11.99

7 reviews
The Blue Q Here Kitty Shoulder Tote features black handles and vibrant illustrations of black cats, green leaves, and flowers around a potted plant—perfect as a stylish cat carrier bag for outings with your feline friend.
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Here Kitty Shoulder Tote
$24.99

12 reviews
The Blue Q Sewing Kit Zipper Pouch features a white design with a red zipper and colorful sewing motifs—ideal for organizing your mending essentials or clear nail polish.
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Sewing Kit Zipper Pouch
$11.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Doggy Handy Tote is a colorful reusable bag with black handles, featuring a cartoon dog's face and "DOGGY BAG" text on a striped background.
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Doggy Handy Tote
$14.99

3 reviews
The Blue Q Packin' Snacks Handy Tote is a yellow reusable bag with red handles and a cartoon kangaroo holding snacks by an open fridge. Text says: Packin snacks. Maybe I’ll share. Maybe I won’t.
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Packin' Snacks Handy Tote
$14.99

8 reviews
Blue Q's "I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower" W-Crew Socks feature navy blue fabric with colorful floral designs, bold orange lettering, and light green heels, toes, and cuffs for a comfy, stylish touch.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower W-Crew Socks
$14.99

16 reviews
Blue Q’s “This Bag Might Be Full Of Kittens Handy Tote” is a green reusable bag with black handles, featuring illustrated kittens peeking over the top and a playful message on the front.
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This Bag Might Be Full Of Kittens Handy Tote
$14.99

5 reviews
The Blue Q "I Have A Bit Of A Plant Problem" Dish Towel features green potted plant illustrations and bold text on a pink background—an ideal, charming accent for your kitchen or home decor.
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I Have A Bit Of A Plant Problem Dish Towel
$15.99

2 reviews