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Colorful novelty gum packs with humorous and cheeky phrases, such as “I Love My Penis” and “Cool-Ass Grandma,” arranged on a bright yellow surface in a playful, scattered layout.
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A green box of Blue Q's Get Along With Your CoWorkers Gum shows a smiling man and woman with papers. The box offers stress relief and reads “ARTIFICIAL JOY AND HARMONY” plus “Awesome photocopy, Steve!”.
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Get Along With Your CoWorkers Gum
$2.99
Blue Q's Eldest Child Gum is a novelty candy-coated gum with witty speech bubbles like “Of course I carry the mental and emotional load of our family” and “Did you call Mom back?” on the box.
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Eldest Child Gum
$2.99 New
Blue Q’s Some People Just Need A High Five Gum: cinnamon gum with a bold message and funny image. Perfect for those who love daring humor and cinnamon flavor.
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Some People Just Need A High Five Gum
$2.99
Fart Jokes Gum by Blue Q is candy-coated gum with bold, colorful packaging. The box promises 10 free jokes inside and features one: "How do you know a clown farted? It smells funny.
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Fart Jokes Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s Cat Butt Gum is a peppermint gift box with a fluffy cat’s rear and a grinning cartoon, featuring the text “8 pieces of kiss my ass attitude”—the perfect sassy candy for cat lovers.
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Cat Butt Gum
$2.99
Eat Shit Gum by Blue Q: A box with floral and bird designs, boldly stating “Eat Shit.” Each box contains 8 pieces of refreshing mint gum.
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Eat Shit Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s Have You Tried Screaming??? Gum features 8 cinnamon-flavored pieces in a colorful striped box with bold text. The design includes red, yellow, orange, blue, and white stripes—perfect for everyday gum chewers.
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Have You Tried Screaming??? Gum
$2.99 New
Let That Shit Go Gum by Blue Q features an illustrated Buddha in orange robes under a tree with a "LET THAT SHIT GO" speech bubble. Each box contains 8 pieces of fruit-flavored, candy-coated gum.
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Let That Shit Go Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s “I Actually Gave A Shit Earlier Gum” features a retro blonde woman beside bold text on a yellow diamond-patterned background—an ideal novelty gift or a fun companion to any humorous gum collection.
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I Actually Gave A Shit Earlier Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s “Here’s Your Gift Motherfucker Gum” features a box with colorful dots, a pink bow, bold red text, and contains 8 pieces of fruit-flavored gum.
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Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum
$2.99
A rectangular box of Blue Q's Cool-Ass Grandpa Gum features mint-flavored, candy-coated gum in colorful yellow and green packaging with bold blue lettering.
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Cool-Ass Grandpa Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s Shut The Hell Up Gum is a funny novelty pack with bold black and red lettering reading “How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP.” Includes 8 pieces of artificially flavored cinnamon gum.
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Shut The Hell Up Gum
$2.99
A vintage-style image of a smiling woman holding a cup with the text: "Step Aside Coffee, This Is A Job For Alcohol Gum." Retro design with bold, playful lettering. Product by Blue Q.
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Step Aside Coffee, This Is A Job For Alcohol Gum
$2.99
A box of Blue Q Little Shit Gum—bright candy-coated gum with speech bubbles like “I’m coming with you!” and “Who you calling snot-nosed?” Perfect for the tagalong youngest sibling.
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Little Shit Gum
$2.99 New
Blue Q’s Cool-Ass Grandma Gum comes in a rectangular box with mint flavor, decorated in bold, playful text on colorful blue, yellow, and red—making it the perfect fun gift for grandma.
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Cool-Ass Grandma Gum
$2.99
Hey Bitches Gum by Blue Q comes in a pink box with cute kitten illustrations—one in a red shoe, another with yarn—and the message “I was just thinking about you!” Each fun, playful box contains 8 pieces of cinnamon-flavored gum.
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Hey Bitches Gum
$2.99
A Blue Q gum box features a winking Beagle puppy raising its paw and the text, "Who's Awesome? You're Awesome!" The side reads, "Awesome cinnamon-flavored gum.
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Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum
$2.99
A blue box of Blue Q's “Fuck Me Like The Government Gum” features bold black and white text. This candy-coated gum packs a powerful peppermint punch in every bite.
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Fuck Me Like The Government Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s Best Buds Gum features two smiling, red-eyed cartoon buds with mint leaves on the box. Each pack includes 8 pieces of candy-coated gum, playful text, cannabis leaf designs, and a special ingredient.
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Best Buds Gum
$2.99
A pink box of Blue Q's Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum, featuring fruit flavor, a unicorn illustration, and the text: "Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.
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Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum
$2.99
A rectangular box from Blue Q, featuring vibrant floral art and bold orange text—I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Gum—makes a fun way to stash your favorite fruit-flavored gum.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Gum
$2.99
Blue Q's Middle Child Gum comes in a purple box with 8 pieces of fruit-flavored, candy-coated gum and features phrases like "No one consults me" and "Wait, there's a family chat?.
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Middle Child Gum
$2.99 New
A rectangular box with colorful polka dots and the phrase "my new personal motto! fuck it" holds 8 pieces of vibrant fruit-flavored French candy. Product: Fuck It Gum by Blue Q. White background design.
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Fuck It Gum
$2.99
Blue Q Sisters Are The Shit Gum: A box of candy-coated cinnamon gum with colorful flowers and dots, bold white “Sisters Are The Shit” text, and 8 pieces per pack.
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Sisters Are The Shit Gum
$2.99