The Blue Q "I Love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel" is a grey towel adorned with colorful flowers and bold blue text, perfect for parents who wish their kids would clean up, featuring a large stylized flower in the center.

The Blue Q "I Love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel" features a gray background with colorful abstract floral and vine designs. The center text reads “I LOVE MY ASSHOLE KIDS”—perfect for parents with messy kids.

A smiling man and woman stand by the kitchen sink as the woman, wearing a striped jumpsuit, holds Blue Q's "I Love My Asshole Kids" dish towel. Both are laughing and enjoying a lighthearted cleaning moment.

SKU: WW359

I Love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel

$13.99

Of course, I love them just a tiny bit more when they pick up after themselves ...

21"w X 28"h
Screen-printed with water-based inks, super-absorbent, super-soft and made with 100% cotton.

"I Love My Asshole Kids" Dish Towel is a grey towel adorned with colorful flowers and bold blue text. It's the perfect gift for parents.

1% of the sale of all Blue Q Dish Towels is donated to hunger relief throughout the world, including malnutrition programs at Doctors Without Borders.

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Martha Rich

Philadelphia, PA

I'm a reformed pantyhose-wearing-cubicle worker turned arteest who lives in Philadelphia, was formerly of California but got sick of driving and left. I eavesdrop on the bus and make most of my art things by hand.

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“I crack myself up and do as I please.”

I Love My Asshole Kids Dish Towel

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Martha Rich

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