Lavatory Mists: The Cutting Room Floor
What secret ingredient keeps Blue Q extra tasty? It’s hard to explain, honestly. Other than the awesome hard-working, fun-loving staff, democratic sound system, and the almost-monthly pizza parties? I suppose it’s the index cards.
Once the product development team collects ideas for new socks, bags, soaps or whatever’s next in line, they write down their favorites on index cards. Sometimes they are good copy ideas, sometimes little snippets of art, sometimes stuff that we could never actually make because we might get sued but we laugh at it anyway. Then we get everyone in the office (or warehouse, or both!) together for a presentation. We call it “Flash Carding.” Whichever idea gets the most laughs wins!
Actually, it’s slightly more studied than that. Once the initial laugh-attack passes, we have real conversations about each proposal. Sure, it’s ridiculous, but would it sell? How many coin purses already have cats on them? Do we want another? These conversations act as our system of checks and balances. We make better products and fewer mistakes when everyone – from HR to Sales to Customer Service to Operations – has a say.
The fun is in the editing, for sure. We can have SUCH a good time with bad ideas -- or, you know, like I said, ideas that might get us sued. Recently, we vetted Lavatory Mist ideas (poop jokes! my favorite!) and it was so fun that we wanted to share a little glimpse with you. So, here are a few examples - the best of the worst, or the worst of the best, your call - from a recent Lavatory Mist flash-card session.
Enjoy, and stay tuned for the ones that actually made the cut!
Thanks a Bunch!
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Comments
Sir Fartsalot lavatory mist
Comment By:
Beatrice7 years ago
- 11/26/2016, 04:48 | |
gotta have Charles dickens tale of 2 crappies when can I buy it?
Comment By:
denise7 years ago
- 07/19/2016, 14:39 | |
Lavender Lilliacs and Lillies Lie Mist
Hunks Plunk their Junk Mist
The Deceitful Delicate Daisy Mist
Does She or Does She not Mist (from a 1960s or 1970s hair coloring ad when coloring was just starting to be respectable)
Comment By:
Cynthia7 years ago
- 07/18/2016, 22:54 | |
Shart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
Comment By:
KT7 years ago
- 07/12/2016, 10:48 | |
In the original post, Emeril L'Gasse cracks me up!
In the comments, To Shat or not to Shat gets my vote!! I'm picturing a bottle design with Shatner as Shakespeare.
My idea? Blowin' Out Some Wind. The solution for when your butt-hole, my friend, is blown' out some wind.
Comment By:
J7 years ago
- 06/09/2016, 04:29 | |
Napoleon Bonafarte...love it!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (most laughs)...
Comment By:
Kristin7 years ago
- 06/08/2016, 02:39 | |
Knock, knock! / Who's there? / Something ripe is in the air.
Or ...
Knock, knock! / Who's there? / Miss Tiny-Hiney Derrière.
Or ...
Knock, knock! / Who's there? / You'll never know once you mist the chair
Comment By:
Cathleen7 years ago
- 05/21/2016, 20:43 | |
How about "Let 'er rip! Lavatory Mist"? (duhhh)
Comment By:
T7 years ago
- 05/05/2016, 23:10 | |
To Shat or not to Shat
that is the question?
William Shakespeare Lavatory Mist
Comment By:
K A7 years ago
- 05/03/2016, 08:28 | |
Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang, Supercalafartulixiouexpialidocious, One pooped over the doodoo's nest, William Shat-ner's Toilet Spray....and I have so many more!
Comment By:
S7 years ago
- 04/28/2016, 02:38 | |
Napoleon for sure!
Comment By:
Sam7 years ago
- 04/20/2016, 13:00 | |
Can anyone play?
"The Fart Of War lavatory mist"
or, topically,
"The Fart Of The Deal by Donald, Trumpeting, lavatory mist"
Comment By:
MrCanoehead7 years ago
- 04/20/2016, 08:15 | |
Napoleon and Desmond!
Comment By:
Paul8 years ago
- 04/18/2016, 16:03 | |
Jack the Ripper lav mist
Comment By:
Dawn8 years ago
- 04/15/2016, 23:57 | |