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A box of Blue Q Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum featuring a white Persian cat and the text "Share intimate dreams and fears, stock tips and recipes!" Includes 8 fruit-flavored pieces on a blue background.
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Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum
$2.99

6 reviews
Blue Q’s Love Me A Good Poop M-Crew Socks feature a geometric pattern in blue, cream, red, and gray, made from soft combed cotton with a side patch that reads "LOVE ME A GOOD POOP.
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Love Me A Good Poop M-Crew Socks
$15.99

3 reviews
Blue Q’s Certified Pain In The Ass M-Crew Socks are gray combed cotton with black toes, heels, and cuffs, red and white stripes near the foot, and a “Certified Pain in the Ass” patch on each outer side in red, white, and black.
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Certified Pain In The Ass M-Crew Socks
$15.99
The Skulls & Rose Handy Tote by Blue Q features a striking orange skull with blue outlines on the front, surrounded by a detailed red and purple border. The stylish purple bag comes with bold red handles for both beauty and practicality.
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Skulls & Rose Handy Tote
$14.99

1 review
The Blue Q "Washing Dishes Builds Character. Maybe You Should Give It A Fucking Try." Dish Towel features colorful overlapping circles in red, orange, yellow, green, pink, and blue with bold, cheeky text for a fun kitchen accent.
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Washing Dishes Builds Character. Maybe You Should Give It A Fucking Try. Dish Towel
$13.99

1 review
A cartoon dog relaxes in a chair with a drink. Below, text reads: DIARY OF A DOG: Licked some faces, sniffed a bush, barked at a vacuum. A blue box says, I dwell beyond the chains of reason, living only in the moment. By Blue Q. 3x5 Spiral Notebook.
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Diary Of A dog. Licked Some Faces, Sniffed A Bush, Barked At A Vacuum 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99 New

1 review
Blue Q’s “The Camera Loves Me/ I Got One Brewing” organic cotton baby socks set includes one magenta pair with yellow stars and one green pair, perfect for newborns ages 0-12 months.
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The Camera Loves Me/ I Got One Brewing Baby Socks
$16.99
The Blue Q "Ghosts Were People Too" 3x5 spiral notebook features gold text on black and is perfect for notes, reminding you that ghosts were people too—maybe that's why they open your cabinets looking for snacks!.
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Ghosts Were People Too 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99 New

1 review
The Blue Q Teacher Kit Pencil Case is a red zippered pouch with "Teacher Kit for Teacher Shit" printed in black—a fun way to store teacher supplies or use as a classroom kit. Shown against a plain, light background.
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Teacher Kit Pencil Case
$8.99
Blue Q’s “Just Gonna What The Fuck My Way Through This Shit” M-Crew Socks feature two gray combed cotton socks: one with a bull and bold text, the other with the bull’s rear and abstract red, black, and white designs.
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Just Gonna What The Fuck My Way Through This Shit M-Crew Socks
$15.99

4 reviews
The Blue Q "Then Make Your Own Fucking Dinner" Oven Mitt features a cartoon raccoon family eyeing food, bold pink text, and playful details like a crescent moon, stars, and trash on a black background.
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Then Make Your Own Fucking Dinner Oven Mitt
$17.99

2 reviews
Blue Q's "I'm A Fucking Miracle!/Binge Watch Me" baby socks: one pair features a cartoon baby and bold text, the other has blue, yellow, and white checks with "Binge Watch Me." OCS certified organic cotton.
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I'm A Fucking Miracle!/ Binge Watch Me Baby Socks
$16.99
The Weed Box Pocket Box by Blue Q is a black storage box featuring white floral and bird designs, with "WEED BOX" in bold red and white on the front—perfect for organizing pre-rolls. Displayed against a light background.
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Weed Box Pocket Box
$8.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Bitches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is blue and displays a retro-style woman tending a fire with a pot, surrounded by logs, with the phrase "bitches get stuff done" above her.
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Bitches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt
$17.99

3 reviews
Blue Q Sisters Are The Shit Gum: A box of candy-coated cinnamon gum with colorful flowers and dots, bold white “Sisters Are The Shit” text, and 8 pieces per pack.
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Sisters Are The Shit Gum
$2.99

1 review
The Blue Q Big Bag is a large black tote with “Blue Q” in blue script, diagonal stripes in yellow, orange, pink, and blue, sturdy shoulder straps, black handles, and a shiny finish.
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Blue Q Big Bag
$29.99

11 reviews
The Blue Q "I Love My Boring-Ass Marriage" dish towel features two penguins holding hands on a snowy hill, with the phrase "I LOVE MY BORING-ASS MARRIAGE" below them.
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I Love My Boring- Ass Marriage Dish Towel
$15.99
A red box labeled Scum Gum by Blue Q, with "FOR PEOPLE WHO SUCK!" in white on a red banner. The design nods to classic cinnamon gum packaging, evoking nostalgia and candy-coated fun.
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Scum Gum
$2.99

1 review
Blue Q's Pretty Decent Boyfriend M-Crew Socks feature multicolored stripes, red cuffs, and yellow toes and heels, with "PRETTY DECENT BOYFRIEND" in yellow lettering for a fun cotton-blend style.
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Pretty Decent Boyfriend M-Crew Socks
$15.99

1 review
The Blue Q Cat Butt Oven Mitt features a bright cartoon cat design showing its rear, the phrases "Cat Butt Oven Mitt" and "For true cat lovers," plus a smiling cat face in the corner.
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Cat Butt Oven Mitt
$17.99
Fart Jokes Gum by Blue Q is candy-coated gum with bold, colorful packaging. The box promises 10 free jokes inside and features one: "How do you know a clown farted? It smells funny.
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Fart Jokes Gum
$2.99
Blue Q No More Mr. Nice Girl W-Ankle Socks: Blue women's ankle socks (shoe size 5-10) with a bold red-haired woman design and slogan, made from soft combed cotton for comfort and style.
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No More Mr. Nice Girl W-Ankle Socks
$13.99
Blue Q’s "Hello I'm New Here/Have You Ever Tried Screaming???" baby socks (ages 0–12 months) include a beige pair with a smiley face and saying, plus a colorful striped pair. Made from OCS certified organic cotton.
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Hello I'm New Here/ Have You Ever Tried Screaming??? Baby Socks
$16.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q People I Love: Cats Zipper Pouch features cat breed illustrations and the phrase “People I love: 1. cats” on a light grey background.
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People I Love: Cats Zipper Pouch
$11.99

1 review