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A green box of Blue Q's Get Along With Your CoWorkers Gum shows a smiling man and woman with papers. The box offers stress relief and reads “ARTIFICIAL JOY AND HARMONY” plus “Awesome photocopy, Steve!”.
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A green box of Blue Q's Get Along With Your CoWorkers Gum shows a smiling man and woman with papers. The box offers stress relief and reads “ARTIFICIAL JOY AND HARMONY” plus “Awesome photocopy, Steve!”.
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Get Along With Your CoWorkers Gum
$2.99

2 reviews
Blue Q's "I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower" W-Crew Socks feature navy blue fabric with colorful floral designs, bold orange lettering, and light green heels, toes, and cuffs for a comfy, stylish touch.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower W-Crew Socks
$14.99

17 reviews
Blue Q's Fuck Off, I'm Reading W-Crew Socks feature a playful bookworm design with colorful book spines, a cat, and a reader. Made from a cozy cotton blend, these novelty socks showcase the cheeky text: “fuck off, I’m reading.”.
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Fuck Off, I'm Reading W-Crew Socks
$14.99

5 reviews
Blue Q’s “Please, One Shitstorm At A Time” W-Ankle Socks are blue combed cotton with yellow toes, heels, cuffs, an orange butterfly, flowers, and the phrase printed on the front.
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Please, One Shitstorm At A Time W-Ankle Socks
$13.99

2 reviews
A person stands outdoors on stone in Blue Q "Shhh I'm Overthinking" W-Crew Socks—pastel-striped, funny socks made from soft combed cotton, with “Shhh... I’m over-thinking” printed on one and grass plus a wire fence in the background.
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Shhh I'm Overthinking W-Crew Socks
$14.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q "Please Don't Fuck With My Shit" Zipper Pouch features a lavender background with pink flowers, a fairy, and bold lettering—perfect as a novelty gift or funny statement for anyone with attitude.
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Please Don't Fuck With My Shit Zipper Pouch
$11.99

7 reviews
The Blue Q Evidence Zipper Pouch is a yellow bag with a black zipper, labeled "EVIDENCE" in bold red, featuring sections for case details, chain of custody, and warnings like “do not tamper” with content inspection instructions.
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Evidence Zipper Pouch
$11.99

11 reviews
A box of Blue Q's "Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You Gum" features a smiling woman in a white coat and stethoscope, with 8 pieces of mint-flavored gum inside.
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Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You Gum
$2.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Octopus Shoulder Tote features sturdy black handles, a reinforced floor, and a vibrant red octopus with flowers on a teal background.
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Octopus Shoulder Tote
$24.99

10 reviews
Blue Q’s “Go Away I’m Introverting” W-Crew Socks feature a reader, plants, books, and a cat on soft pink combed cotton with spandex. The toes and heels are deep purple for style. Perfect for cozy days when you want to be left alone!.
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Go Away I'm Introverting W-Crew Socks
$14.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Random Crap Shopper is a reusable tote with a navy background, colorful abstract flowers and leaves, and "RANDOM CRAP" in the center. Sturdy black handles make it ideal for groceries or as a gym bag.
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Random Crap Shopper
$16.99

6 reviews
Blue Q’s Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks W-Crew Socks for women feature bright pink fabric with colorful floral patterns and “HI I DON’T CARE THANKS” in yellow and blue, plus light pink heels and toes. Soft nylon cotton ensures all-day comfort.
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Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks W-Crew Socks
$14.99

3 reviews
The Blue Q 'Bad Ass Woman Who Takes Care Of Everyone' zippered pouch features bold text and a crowd illustration—ideal for carrying diapers, snacks, or chargers on the go.
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Bad Ass Woman Who Takes Care Of Everyone Zipper Pouch
$11.99

1 review
The Blue Q Packin' Snacks Handy Tote is a yellow reusable bag with red handles and a cartoon kangaroo holding snacks by an open fridge. Text says: Packin snacks. Maybe I’ll share. Maybe I won’t.
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Packin' Snacks Handy Tote
$14.99

6 reviews
Blue Q’s Take No Shit Give No Fucks W-Crew Socks are cream-colored combed cotton, featuring pink flowers in blue glasses and bold black phrases—a fierce statement with unique floral style.
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Take No Shit Give No Fucks W-Crew Socks
$14.99

3 reviews
Blue Q’s I Think Your Cat Is High Catnip Toy comes in a package with a cartoon cat thinking it’s a seal. Contains organic catnip in a cotton pouch, grown in the USA. Packaging reads, “I think your cat is high…”.
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I Think Your Cat Is High Catnip Toy
$11.99

6 reviews
Blue Q’s Bitch I AM Relaxed W-Crew Socks feature a blue floral design with the phrase “Bitch I AM relaxed” on the side—perfect for adding comfort and attitude to your wardrobe.
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Bitch I AM Relaxed W-Crew Socks
$14.99

5 reviews
The Blue Q Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is a pink kitchen towel with a jar graphic and bold text, adding playful humor to your kitchen décor.
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Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel
$13.99

2 reviews
The “I’m Here To Steal Your Snacks Handy Tote” by Blue Q features red handles and a cool cartoon seagull in sunglasses with fries, plus playful text. It’s the perfect reusable bag for carrying snacks and beach essentials.
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I'm Here To Steal Your Snacks Handy Tote
$14.99

8 reviews
The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" Oven Mitt is tan and shows a cartoon man with six arms grilling and holding utensils, with the bold phrase "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" printed above.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers Oven Mitt
$17.99

2 reviews
Blue Q My Cat Is Cool As Fuck W-Crew Socks: Beige and orange combed cotton socks featuring a cartoon woman holding a cat, playful orange and blue floral accents, and the text "my cat is cool as fuck.
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My Cat Is Cool As Fuck W-Crew Socks
$14.99

10 reviews
Blue Q’s “I Actually Gave A Shit Earlier Gum” features a retro blonde woman beside bold text on a yellow diamond-patterned background—an ideal novelty gift or a fun companion to any humorous gum collection.
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I Actually Gave A Shit Earlier Gum
$2.99

1 review
Blue Q Stop Talking W-Crew Socks: Light green ankle socks with colorful floral patterns, pink, yellow, blue accents, and bold "STOP TALKING" text—perfect for making a statement!.
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Stop Talking W-Crew Socks
$14.99
The Dandelion Zipper Pouch by Blue Q features a vibrant floral design with orange, pink, red, and white flowers plus green leaves on a light background, finished with a sage zipper—perfect for sweet storage.
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Dandelion Zipper Pouch
$11.99

2 reviews