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Blue Q’s Ringmaster Of The Shit Show W-Crew Socks feature a cream color with orange accents, green stripes, and bold text on both sides—fun, comfy circus-themed socks made from soft combed cotton for all-day wear.
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Ringmaster Of The Shit Show W-Crew Socks
$14.99

8 reviews
Blue Q’s "This Meeting Is Bullshit M-Crew Socks" are green, black, and white geometric-patterned combed cotton socks featuring the bold phrase “THIS MEETING IS BULLSHIT.” on the side.
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This Meeting Is Bullshit M-Crew Socks
$15.99

3 reviews
Blue Q's Fuck This Shit W-Crew Socks are light blue with gray accents, made of soft combed cotton. They feature a person reaching upward in the rain, the text fuck this shit, and an upside-down figure holding an umbrella.
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Fuck This Shit W-Crew Socks
$14.99

12 reviews
A cartoon red devil sits on cheese in a grassy field, holding a forkful. Text above reads, "Hey, Have You Tried Cheese?" This fun Blue Q dish towel is perfect for cheese lovers ready for a wild ride in the kitchen!.
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Hey, Have You Tried Cheese? Dish Towel
$13.99

9 reviews
The Check Out My Butthole Catnip Toy by Blue Q features a cartoon black cat on a blue armchair with pink yarn and the phrase above. The package says organic catnip, grown in the USA, and encourages healthy play.
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Check Out My Butthole Catnip Toy
$11.99

11 reviews
Blue Q’s Here Comes Cool Dad M-Crew Socks feature gray combed cotton with orange, white, and black cartoon designs, abstract patterns, small window shapes, and the playful message: HERE COMES COOL DAD.
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Here Comes Cool Dad M-Crew Socks
$15.99

1 review
The Blue Q "Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient" Oven Mitt features pink fabric decorated with spice jars—some labeled paprika, others saffron—and a bold statement on the label. A green fabric loop makes hanging easy.
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Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt
$17.99

2 reviews
Blue Q’s Some People Just Need A High Five Gum: cinnamon gum with a bold message and funny image. Perfect for those who love daring humor and cinnamon flavor.
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Some People Just Need A High Five Gum
$2.99

1 review
Blue Q You Fancy Bitch W-Crew Socks for women feature black combed cotton with blue cuffs, heels, and toes, colorful floral designs, and "you fancy bitch" in white on the side for extra comfort and style.
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You Fancy Bitch W-Crew Socks
$14.99

6 reviews
Blue Q’s “Turns Out I’m Tough As Shit” W-Crew Socks feature soft yellow combed cotton, a cartoon figure sitting by a flower, and bold green text. Red and white lines add flair to these fun, comfy crew socks.
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Turns Out I'm Tough As Shit W-Crew Socks
$14.99

1 review
Blue Q’s “This Bag Might Be Full Of Kittens Handy Tote” is a green reusable bag with black handles, featuring illustrated kittens peeking over the top and a playful message on the front.
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This Bag Might Be Full Of Kittens Handy Tote
$14.99

4 reviews
The Blue Q Agent of Chaos Dish Towel features a black cat toppling a fishbowl and bold yellow text that reads "AGENT OF CHAOS—a brazen bitch with attitude!.
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Agent of Chaos Dish Towel
$13.99

1 review
Blue Q Cats! W-Crew Socks—two maroon combed cotton socks with pink heels, toes, and cuffs, featuring playful cat illustrations and “CATS!” in various fonts. Perfect funny gift for any cat lover, shown upright against a white background.
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Cats! W-Crew Socks
$14.99

4 reviews
Blue Q's You Crafty Bitch W-Crew Socks are beige women's socks made from soft combed cotton, featuring colorful geometric patterns, a sewing machine motif, and "you crafty bitch" text with black toe and heel accents.
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You Crafty Bitch W-Crew Socks
$14.99

6 reviews
The Blue Q Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel features vintage-style art of animals and a girl painting, with “Cute Little Fuckers” in red cursive repeated across the fabric.
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Cute Little Fuckers Dish Towel
$13.99

3 reviews
Blue Q’s “I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower” Natural Hand Cream—lavender with a little lemon—comes in a 2 fl. oz. tube featuring pastel colors and bold, playful text on the label.
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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream - Lavender with a Little Lemon
$13.99

5 reviews
The Blue Q Weed Money Coin Purse is a colorful zippered pouch with playful graphics—a cartoon van, bongs, surfboards, and "Weed Money" text—on a green-blue background. Perfect for storing essentials with fun style!.
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Weed Money Coin Purse
$6.99

13 reviews
Blue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm-Vanilla Cardamom comes in a tin on a blue card with forest designs, featuring text that highlights its trustworthy, moisturizing qualities.
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Lip Shit Lip Balm-Vanilla Cardamom
$11.99

9 reviews
The Blue Q "High On Life...And Possibly Weed" Dish Towel features an illustrated rabbit and fox standing, holding a joint, with playful text and blue, orange, and yellow tones—a fun decorative piece for your kitchen.
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High On Life...And Possibly Weed Dish Towel
$13.99

3 reviews
Blue Q’s I Fucking Love It Out Here M-Crew Socks feature light gray combed cotton, green tree designs, black toes and heels, plus a speech bubble that says “I fucking love it out here.” Ideal for fans of funny men’s socks.
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I Fucking Love It Out Here M-Crew Socks
$15.99

16 reviews
The Boss Lady Coin Purse by Blue Q is a small red zippered purse with vintage-inspired art of a boss lady on horseback, the words “Boss Lady Zippy Money Bag,” stars, bold patterns, and And Proud Of It Club spirit.
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Boss Lady Coin Purse
$6.99

3 reviews
Blue Q’s Love Me A Good Poop M-Crew Socks feature a geometric pattern in blue, cream, red, and gray, made from soft combed cotton with a side patch that reads "LOVE ME A GOOD POOP.
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Love Me A Good Poop M-Crew Socks
$15.99

1 review
Blue Q's "I'm Not Bossy. I'm The Boss" W-Crew Socks feature fun designs: one sock shows a woman in an orange dress with “I'm Not bossy”; the other has a woman on horseback with “I'm the BOSS." Bold, statement socks for women.
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I'm Not Bossy. I'm The Boss W-Crew Socks
$14.99

3 reviews
Blue Q’s The Ocean Just Gets Me. W-Crew Socks feature blue and beige combed cotton, ocean wave patterns, seashell and starfish designs, plus "the Ocean just gets me" printed near the top.
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The Ocean Just Gets Me. W-Crew Socks
$14.99

2 reviews