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Hilarious, artist-designed, joy-bringing gifts, made with care.

Hilarious, artist-designed, joy-bringing gifts, made with care.

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Blue Q My Cat Is Cool As Fuck W-Crew Socks: Beige and orange combed cotton socks featuring a cartoon woman holding a cat, playful orange and blue floral accents, and the text "my cat is cool as fuck.
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My Cat Is Cool As Fuck W-Crew Socks
$14.99

9 reviews
Blue Q Crazy Cat Dude M-Crew Socks feature red, blue, and navy designs with cartoon cats and "Crazy Cat Dude" on the side. Made from soft combed cotton, these playful novelty socks add fun to any outfit. Shown on a white background.
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Crazy Cat Dude M-Crew Socks
$15.99

1 review
Blue Q's "I Do As I Please" W-Ankle Socks feature a black cat with speech bubbles on light pink nylon, accented by dark blue cuffs, heels, and toes.
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I Do As I Please W-Ankle Socks
$13.99
The Happy Gum by Blue Q features a colorful retro flower and rainbow package, labeled "Happy Gum" in large letters with "for your crappy life" below. It contains 8 pieces of fruit-flavored chewing gum and displays a yellow smiley face on the right.
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Happy Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s “I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower” Natural Hand Cream—lavender with a little lemon—comes in a 2 fl. oz. tube featuring pastel colors and bold, playful text on the label.
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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream - Lavender with a Little Lemon
$13.99

6 reviews
A 2 fl. oz. (60 mL) tube of Blue Q's "I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Hand Cream Flowers Of Tahiti With Melon & Coconut," featuring shea butter and a floral design.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Hand Cream Flowers Of Tahiti With Melon & Coconut
$13.99
A rectangular box from Blue Q, featuring vibrant floral art and bold orange text—I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Gum—makes a fun way to stash your favorite fruit-flavored gum.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Gum
$2.99

1 review
Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Gum by Blue Q features a bold red flower design and contains 8 pieces of spicy cinnamon gum. Perfect for cinnamon-flavor fans!.
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Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Gum
$2.99

1 review
A vintage-style image of a smiling woman holding a cup with the text: "Step Aside Coffee, This Is A Job For Alcohol Gum." Retro design with bold, playful lettering. Product by Blue Q.
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Step Aside Coffee, This Is A Job For Alcohol Gum
$2.99
The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" M-Crew Socks are playful tan combed cotton socks with black toes and heels, featuring a barbecue grill, food graphics, and bold text. A fun gift for any BBQ lover!.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers M-Crew Socks
$15.99

2 reviews
Blue Q Here Comes Cool Mom W-Crew Socks feature colorful star patterns and the playful phrase "Here Comes Cool Mom"—a fun, vibrant gift for any mom.
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Here Comes Cool Mom W-Crew Socks
$14.99
The Blue Q People I Love: Cats Zipper Pouch features cat breed illustrations and the phrase “People I love: 1. cats” on a light grey background.
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People I Love: Cats Zipper Pouch
$11.99

1 review
Blue Q's I Never Fart W-Crew Socks are made from soft combed cotton, with light blue fabric, beige heels and toes, yellow dandelions, and the funny "I never fart" phrase near the top.
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I Never Fart W-Crew Socks
$14.99
A box of Blue Q’s Grumpy Old Man Gum features a black and white checkered design, bold red and white “Grumpy Old Man” lettering, and a green circle stating “Mint Gum 8 pieces.”.
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Grumpy Old Man Gum
$2.99
A black and red box of Blue Q's Certified Pain In The Ass Gum, featuring the product name in bold white and black letters on the front.
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Certified Pain In The Ass Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s "I Heart My Penis Gum" comes in a white box with bold black text and a red heart. The package contains 8 pieces of candy-coated fruit gum, displayed on a plain white background.
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I Heart My Penis Gum
$2.99

1 review
A green box of Blue Q's Get Along With Your CoWorkers Gum shows a smiling man and woman with papers. The box offers stress relief and reads “ARTIFICIAL JOY AND HARMONY” plus “Awesome photocopy, Steve!”.
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Get Along With Your CoWorkers Gum
$2.99

3 reviews
A white rectangular box of Blue Q’s I Heart My Vagina Gum features bold black text with a red heart, resembling the fun, candy-coated gum packs like their I Heart My Penis gum.
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I Heart My Vagina Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s “Fuck Off, I’m Gaming” M-Crew Socks feature blue and green combed cotton, a cartoon gamer with the phrase on-screen, abstract patterns, and stylish light green heels and toes.
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Fuck Off, I'm Gaming M-Crew Socks
$15.99
Blue Q Plants Get Me W-Ankle Socks feature cream and green designs with leafy houseplants, watering cans, “PLANTS GET ME” text, and soft combed cotton with green toes, heels, and cuffs.
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Plants Get Me W-Ankle Socks
$13.99
A box of Blue Q's Here Comes Cool Dad Gum features fruit flavors and a cartoon of a smiling person giving a thumbs up, with "Here Comes Cool Dad" in bold on a gray background.
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Here Comes Cool Dad Gum
$2.99
Blue Q Golf M-Crew Socks: green and beige socks with golf-themed designs—a golfer, course path, flag, and playful phrases like "Swing Your Thing" and "It’s All Mental." Fun, comfy socks perfect for any golf lover!.
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Golf M-Crew Socks
$15.99

1 review
The Blue Q People I Love: Cats Dish Towel is a gray towel with four playful cat illustrations and the text, "People I love: 1. cats." Perfect for cat lovers to add charm to their home or kitchen.
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People I Love: Cats Dish Towel
$13.99
The Blue Q “This Grandma Has Seen Some Shit” W-Crew Socks feature abstract orange, yellow, purple, and cream patterns on soft combed cotton and spandex. One sock displays the quirky phrase; both stand upright against a white background.
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This Grandma Has Seen Some Shit W-Crew Socks
$14.99

2 reviews