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The Blue Q "High On Life...And Possibly Weed" Dish Towel features an illustrated rabbit and fox standing, holding a joint, with playful text and blue, orange, and yellow tones—a fun decorative piece for your kitchen.

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The Blue Q "High On Life...And Possibly Weed" Dish Towel features an illustrated rabbit and fox standing, holding a joint, with playful text and blue, orange, and yellow tones—a fun decorative piece for your kitchen.
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High On Life...And Possibly Weed Dish Towel
$13.99

3 reviews
Blue Q's "I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower" W-Crew Socks feature navy blue fabric with colorful floral designs, bold orange lettering, and light green heels, toes, and cuffs for a comfy, stylish touch.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower W-Crew Socks
$14.99

17 reviews
A bird lover sits on a blue stool against a pink background, rolling up their jeans to reveal Blue Q I'm Really Into Birds W-Crew Socks, featuring colorful birds and the phrase "I'M REALLY INTO BIRDS.
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I'm Really Into Birds W-Crew Socks
$14.99
The Blue Q Agent of Chaos Dish Towel features a black cat toppling a fishbowl and bold yellow text that reads "AGENT OF CHAOS—a brazen bitch with attitude!.
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Agent of Chaos Dish Towel
$13.99

1 review
The Blue Q High On Life...And Possibly Weed Pocket Box features cartoon animals—a rabbit and a fox with flowers—and playful red and green floral designs for a cheerful vibe.
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High On Life...And Possibly Weed Pocket Box
$8.99

4 reviews
The Blue Q "Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In The Sink And Call It A Day, Huh?" Dish Towel features teal fabric, light blue staring eyes, and witty text—a quirky addition to your kitchen decor.
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Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In The Sink And Call It A Day, Huh? Dish Towel
$15.99

2 reviews
Blue Q’s I Think Your Cat Is High Catnip Toy comes in a package with a cartoon cat thinking it’s a seal. Contains organic catnip in a cotton pouch, grown in the USA. Packaging reads, “I think your cat is high…”.
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I Think Your Cat Is High Catnip Toy
$11.99

6 reviews
The Blue Q “Droppin' A New Recipe On Your Ass” Oven Mitt features a cartoon woman cooking, pouring cinnamon into a pot, with shelves of jars—including one labeled “no raisins”—and a recipe book.
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Droppin' A New Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt
$17.99

2 reviews
The Made From Scratch Dish Towel by Blue Q features a pink design with a cat scratching and "MADE FROM SCRATCH" above—perfect for any cat lover’s kitchen.
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Made From Scratch Dish Towel
$15.99

1 review
Blue Q’s I Made A Good Kid W-Crew Socks feature black combed cotton, cream floral patterns, and a heart with "I made a good kid" on one sock. Photographed on a plain neutral background.
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I Made A Good Kid W-Crew Socks
$14.99
The Blue Q 'Bad Ass Woman Who Takes Care Of Everyone' zippered pouch features bold text and a crowd illustration—ideal for carrying diapers, snacks, or chargers on the go.
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Bad Ass Woman Who Takes Care Of Everyone Zipper Pouch
$11.99

1 review
The Blue Q "Then Make Your Own Fucking Dinner" Oven Mitt features a cartoon raccoon family eyeing food, bold pink text, and playful details like a crescent moon, stars, and trash on a black background.
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Then Make Your Own Fucking Dinner Oven Mitt
$17.99

2 reviews
Blue Q’s People I Want To Meet: Dogs W-Crew Socks feature playful pups, bone patterns, and the text “People I want to meet: 1. dogs.” These cute light blue socks are the perfect funny gift for dog lovers!.
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People I Want To Meet: Dogs W-Crew Socks
$14.99

1 review
The Blue Q Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is a pink kitchen towel with a jar graphic and bold text, adding playful humor to your kitchen décor.
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Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel
$13.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Duuuuuude Catnip Toy features a relaxed black cat on a green psychedelic background. Grown in the USA, this premium organic catnip toy encourages healthy play for your cat. Net weight: 0.2 oz.
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Duuuuuude Catnip Toy
$11.99

4 reviews
The Mushrooms Shopper by Blue Q is a reusable grocery bag with black handles, featuring a vibrant illustration of various mushrooms and fungi specimens on a green background.

Mushrooms and Fungi

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The Mushrooms Shopper by Blue Q is a reusable grocery bag with black handles, featuring a vibrant illustration of various mushrooms and fungi specimens on a green background.
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Mushrooms Shopper
$16.99
The Blue Q Mushrooms Zipper Pouch features a green background with a whimsical pattern of colorful illustrated mushrooms—perfect as a cute storage container for your essentials.
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Mushrooms Zipper Pouch
$11.99
The Mushrooms Shoulder Tote by Blue Q features black handles and playful mushroom art on green, making it a charming reusable travel accessory for your next security checkpoint.
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Mushrooms Shoulder Tote
$24.99

3 reviews
The Cute Lil Mushrooms Zipper Pouch by Blue Q features cheerful button mushrooms, plants, and "YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL" printed in the center—a charming, light blue accessory that’s cute as a button!.
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Cute Lil Mushrooms Zipper Pouch
$11.99

1 review
Blue Q's "I'm Not Bossy. I'm The Boss" W-Crew Socks feature fun designs: one sock shows a woman in an orange dress with “I'm Not bossy”; the other has a woman on horseback with “I'm the BOSS." Bold, statement socks for women.

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Blue Q's "I'm Not Bossy. I'm The Boss" W-Crew Socks feature fun designs: one sock shows a woman in an orange dress with “I'm Not bossy”; the other has a woman on horseback with “I'm the BOSS." Bold, statement socks for women.
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I'm Not Bossy. I'm The Boss W-Crew Socks
$14.99

3 reviews
A blue box of Gamer Gum by Blue Q shows a cartoon with a headset and controller, plus “Chew hard, play harder” and “Lasts longer than your cowardly enemies.” Enjoy the intense kick of cinnamon-flavored, candy-coated gum.

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A blue box of Gamer Gum by Blue Q shows a cartoon with a headset and controller, plus “Chew hard, play harder” and “Lasts longer than your cowardly enemies.” Enjoy the intense kick of cinnamon-flavored, candy-coated gum.
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Gamer Gum
$2.99
The Blue Q "My Human Smokes Weed Catnip Toy" is a colorful cotton pouch with organic, USA-grown catnip. The blue packaging shows yellow cats, clouds, and rainbows for healthy and fun play.
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My Human Smokes Weed Catnip Toy
$11.99
Blue Q’s "Sweet Little Reminders For My Stupid Husband" 3x5 spiral notebook features a playful cover illustration—an ideal romantic gift with the message: Sweet Little Reminders For My Stupid Husband. WHO IS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE.

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Blue Q’s "Sweet Little Reminders For My Stupid Husband" 3x5 spiral notebook features a playful cover illustration—an ideal romantic gift with the message: Sweet Little Reminders For My Stupid Husband. WHO IS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
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Sweet Little Reminders For My Stupid Husband 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
The Blue Q "Please, One Shitstorm At A Time" Coin Purse is a light blue zippered pouch made from recycled material, decorated with yellow, orange, and white flowers.
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Please, One Shitstorm At A Time Coin Purse
$6.99

1 review
A person wearing Blue Q Cool-Ass Grandma Crew Socks—women's size 5-10, with colorful patterns and "Cool Ass Grandma" text—adjusts their rolled-up jeans against a pink background.
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Cool-Ass Grandma Crew Socks
$14.99
The Blue Q "Enough About Me. Let Me Tell You About My Cat." Coin Purse is a red eco-friendly zippered pouch with two illustrated cats in a garden and playful text declaring your love for cats.
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Enough About Me. Let Me Tell You About My Cat. Coin Purse
$6.99
The Blue Q Souvenirs From My Mushroom Trip Pocket Box is a dark green tin decorated with vibrant mushrooms, pebbles, and a squirrel with a red backpack. The lid features “Souvenirs from my mushroom trip” in playful white lettering.
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Souvenirs From My Mushroom Trip Pocket Box
$8.99
Blue Q's Eldest Child Gum is a novelty candy-coated gum with witty speech bubbles like “Of course I carry the mental and emotional load of our family” and “Did you call Mom back?” on the box.
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Eldest Child Gum
$2.99

1 review
The Blue Q “Gratitude & Shit. Plus A Few Things That Piss Me Off” 3x5 spiral notebook features blue petals, a green center, and a yellow band—perfect for tracking gratitude or jotting down daily annoyances.
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Gratitude & Shit. Plus A Few Things That Piss Me Off 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
Blue Q "I Have A Bit Of A Plant Problem" Crew Socks feature pink combed cotton, green trim, playful monstera designs, and the fun phrase. Fits women's shoe size 5-10.
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I Have A Bit Of A Plant Problem Crew Socks
$14.99
Blue Q Dog Walkin' Men's Socks—gray cotton socks with black, white, and red striped cuffs, heels, and toes. One sock features a white dog's face graphic and reads "Dog Walkin' Socks." Fun and playful for men.
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Dog Walkin' Men's Socks
$15.99
A 3x5 spiral notebook by Blue Q with a beige cover and purple text: "I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again And Wait I Forgot.
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I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again And Wait I Forgot 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99

1 review
A person wears Blue Q's "Sorry I Stopped Listening" men's socks featuring light blue combed cotton, clouds, buildings, a bird, and the phrase in blue. Fits men's shoe size 7-12. Solid brown background.
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Sorry I Stopped Listening Men's Socks
$15.99
Blue Q Dog Walkin' Ankle Socks: Cream women's socks with blue toes and heels, orange/blue stripes at the top, “Dog Walkin’ Socks” in blue on the front, plus a small blue dog paw in the design.
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Dog Walkin' Ankle Socks
$13.99
A box of Blue Q Little Shit Gum—bright candy-coated gum with speech bubbles like “I’m coming with you!” and “Who you calling snot-nosed?” Perfect for the tagalong youngest sibling.
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Little Shit Gum
$2.99
Blue Q Woman Of The Woods Crew Socks for women feature blue-green cotton with leafy patterns, small white faces, foraged berry accents, blue heels and toes, and "WOMAN OF THE WOODS" in teal on the side.
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Woman Of The Woods Crew Socks
$14.99
The Wild Bloom Jumbo Pouch by Blue Q is a dark green pouch with a vibrant, symmetrical floral design—ideal for storing loose papers and made from recycled materials.
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Wild Bloom Jumbo Pouch
$13.99

3 reviews
Blue Q’s I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream—Honeysuckle with Marigold & Wild Freesia comes in a silver 2 fl. oz. tube with a pink floral label and contains shea butter to nourish your hands.

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Blue Q’s I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream—Honeysuckle with Marigold & Wild Freesia comes in a silver 2 fl. oz. tube with a pink floral label and contains shea butter to nourish your hands.
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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream-Honeysuckle With Marigold & Wild Freesia
$13.99
A blue tube of Blue Q “I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower” Natural Hand Cream–Sea Grass & Salt Flower with jasmine, floral design, shea butter, and the label “2 FL. OZ. (60 mL).”.
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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Hand Cream-Sea Grass & Salt Flower With Jasmine
$13.99
A tin of Blue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm-Sunny Clementine rests on a vibrant beach-themed card with playful dogs, a ball, and sun. The packaging showcases its beeswax formula and refreshing clementine flavor.
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Lip Shit Lip Balm-Sunny Clementine
$11.99

1 review
Blue Q’s Lip Shit Lip Balm–Old-Fashioned Grape comes in purple and blue packaging with playful bubble-blowing cartoon kids, highlighting its beeswax formula and delicious grape flavor for fun, nourishing lip care.
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Lip Shit Lip Balm-Old-Fashioned Grape
$11.99
The Blue Q Total Hunk Dish Towel is super-absorbent and shows a cartoon cheese block with arms, flexing on cheese wheels beside grapes. The phrase "Total Hunk" appears at the bottom.

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The Blue Q Total Hunk Dish Towel is super-absorbent and shows a cartoon cheese block with arms, flexing on cheese wheels beside grapes. The phrase "Total Hunk" appears at the bottom.
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Total Hunk Dish Towel
$15.99
The "I'd Better Not Wake Up To A Mess Dish Towel" by Blue Q is a teal and white super-absorbent towel featuring a fox in a doorway and lounging animals, adding fun to cleanup.
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I'd Better Not Wake Up To A Mess Dish Towel
$13.99

1 review
The Blue Q Meat Mitt Oven Mitt is a black, 100% cotton, super-insulated mitt with a red and white steak illustration, red starbursts, and “Meat Mitt” in cursive at the top for stylish kitchen protection.
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Meat Mitt Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Blue Q "Thank You For Feeding The Family" Dish Towel is made of unbleached cotton and features a bird, three chicks in a nest, and green, blue, and brown tones with the message: “Thank you for feeding the family.”.
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Thank You For Feeding The Family Dish Towel
$15.99

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The Blue Q "No. I Will Never Want Your Help." Oven Mitt is a yellow, 100% cotton, super-insulated mitt with a cartoon of an apron-clad person holding a spoon, surrounded by kitchen items and a cat under the witty sign.
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No. I Will Never Want Your Help. Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Blue Q Rich Bitch Dish Towel is a white, unbleached cotton towel featuring a butter stick labeled “Rich Bitch” on a blue dish with red hearts and a red-handled butter knife below.
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Rich Bitch Dish Towel
$13.99
Blue Q’s I Made A Good Kid W-Crew Socks feature black combed cotton, cream floral patterns, and a heart with "I made a good kid" on one sock. Photographed on a plain neutral background.

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Blue Q’s I Made A Good Kid W-Crew Socks feature black combed cotton, cream floral patterns, and a heart with "I made a good kid" on one sock. Photographed on a plain neutral background.
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I Made A Good Kid W-Crew Socks
$14.99
Blue Q’s “Turns Out I’m Tough As Shit” W-Crew Socks feature soft yellow combed cotton, a cartoon figure sitting by a flower, and bold green text. Red and white lines add flair to these fun, comfy crew socks.
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Turns Out I'm Tough As Shit W-Crew Socks
$14.99

1 review