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Blue Q’s "Sweet Little Reminders For My Stupid Husband" 3x5 spiral notebook features a playful cover illustration—an ideal romantic gift with the message: Sweet Little Reminders For My Stupid Husband. WHO IS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE.

Notebooks

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Blue Q’s "Sweet Little Reminders For My Stupid Husband" 3x5 spiral notebook features a playful cover illustration—an ideal romantic gift with the message: Sweet Little Reminders For My Stupid Husband. WHO IS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
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Sweet Little Reminders For My Stupid Husband 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
The Blue Q “Gratitude & Shit. Plus A Few Things That Piss Me Off” 3x5 spiral notebook features blue petals, a green center, and a yellow band—perfect for tracking gratitude or jotting down daily annoyances.
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Gratitude & Shit. Plus A Few Things That Piss Me Off 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
A 3x5 spiral notebook by Blue Q with a beige cover and purple text: "I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again And Wait I Forgot.
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I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again And Wait I Forgot 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99

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The Blue Q "Deep Thoughts For My Cat To Inherit When I Die" 3x5 Spiral Notebook features a pink and green cover with Mittens the cat beside tombstones, one labeled RIP next to an old blanket. The cover bears a humorous inheritance message.
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Deep Thoughts For My Cat To Inherit When I Die 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
The Blue Q "I Love To Go With The Flow. My Flow, Not Yours" 3x5 Spiral Notebook features a lavender cover with bold black text—perfect for expressing your own flow.
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I Love To Go With The Flow. My Flow, Not Yours 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
The Blue Q "Notes From My Mushroom Trip" 3x5 Spiral Notebook features a colorful abstract tree design and quirky cover text—ideal for jotting down your thoughts on the go.
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Notes From My Mushroom Trip 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
The Blue Q "When I Go, I Want To Be Remembered For My Grocery Lists" 3x5 Spiral Notebook features a superhero in a shopping cart and celebrates your grocery lists as everyday epics.
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When I Go, I Want To Be Remembered For My Grocery Lists 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
The Blue Q Silly Dumb Shit 3x5 Spiral Notebook features a yellow cover with a bee holding a pencil and the playful phrase: "Fresh pages for silly dumb shit" in black lettering.
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Silly Dumb Shit 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
The Blue Q "Preparing For A Busy Day Of Fighting My Mind" 3x5 spiral notebook features a vibrant red, orange, and white cover design.
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Preparing For A Busy Day Of Fighting My Mind 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
The Art Of Procrastination 3x5 Spiral Notebook by Blue Q features playful text—“Have You Seen My Pencil? No, My Good Pencil”—on a vibrant red, green, and blue cover. Study in style with this fun, compact notebook!.
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The Art Of Procrastination. Have You Seen My Pencil? No, My Good Pencil 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
A cartoon dog relaxes in a chair with a drink. Below, text reads: DIARY OF A DOG: Licked some faces, sniffed a bush, barked at a vacuum. A blue box says, I dwell beyond the chains of reason, living only in the moment. By Blue Q. 3x5 Spiral Notebook.
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Diary Of A dog. Licked Some Faces, Sniffed A Bush, Barked At A Vacuum 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99

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The Blue Q Angry Woman Essays 3x5 Spiral Notebook features a blue floral cover with a hand-drawn middle finger—an ideal sarcastic gift or funny desk accessory for women.
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Angry Woman Essays 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
The Blue Q "Ghosts Were People Too" 3x5 spiral notebook features gold text on black and is perfect for notes, reminding you that ghosts were people too—maybe that's why they open your cabinets looking for snacks!.
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Ghosts Were People Too 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
The Blue Q "Took A Taste Of My Own Medicine And Would You Look At That I'm Cured" 3x5 spiral notebook features a red cover with white text displaying the quirky phrase.
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Took A Taste Of My Own Medicine And Would You Look At That I'm Cured 3x5 Spiral Notebook
$4.99
The Blue Q "Sorry For Being Rude. I Have This Thing Where I'm Rude" 3x5 pink spiral notebook features bold black text—perfect for quirky notes or keeping your thoughts organized in style!.
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Sorry For Being Rude. I Have This Thing Where I'm Rude 3x5 Spiral Notebook
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Three colorful oven mitts on a purple gradient background, each with bold, humorous text and unique illustrations, including a raccoon, bottles, and green leaves.

Oven Mitts

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The Blue Q "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" Oven Mitt is tan and shows a cartoon man with six arms grilling and holding utensils, with the bold phrase "I'll Feed All You Fuckers" printed above.
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I'll Feed All You Fuckers Oven Mitt
$17.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q “Droppin' A New Recipe On Your Ass” Oven Mitt features a cartoon woman cooking, pouring cinnamon into a pot, with shelves of jars—including one labeled “no raisins”—and a recipe book.
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Droppin' A New Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt
$17.99

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The Blue Q "Man With A Pan Oven Mitt" is yellow, features a cartoon man cooking with a flaming pan, surrounded by pots and pans, and displays the phrase "Man with a pan."—a fun kitchen tool for men.
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Man With A Pan Oven Mitt
$17.99

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The Blue Q Made From Scratch Oven Mitt features a red design with a cat scratching upward and the words "MADE FROM SCRATCH" above, adding homemade charm to your kitchen.
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Made From Scratch Oven Mitt
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The Blue Q "Then Make Your Own Fucking Dinner" Oven Mitt features a cartoon raccoon family eyeing food, bold pink text, and playful details like a crescent moon, stars, and trash on a black background.
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Then Make Your Own Fucking Dinner Oven Mitt
$17.99

2 reviews
The Please, One Shitstorm At A Time Oven Mitt by Blue Q features colorful flowers, butterflies, and a cheeky phrase—ideal for tackling kitchen chaos one meal at a time.
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Please, One Shitstorm At A Time Oven Mitt
$17.99

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The Blue Q “I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt” features a retro illustration of a woman slicing veggies and the phrase "I've got a knife" on a pink mitt with a light yellow background—perfect for cute kitchen decor or fun accessories.
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I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt
$17.99

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The Blue Q "Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient" Oven Mitt features pink fabric decorated with spice jars—some labeled paprika, others saffron—and a bold statement on the label. A green fabric loop makes hanging easy.
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Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt
$17.99

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The "Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt" by Blue Q features a retro woman in a red dress cooking with a drink in hand and the phrase, "Oops, I'm drunk—maybe it'll taste better!" above her.
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Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt
$17.99

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The Blue Q Hot Shit Oven Mitt features bold red lettering and a vibrant ray design—perfect for anyone who loves spicy food or can handle hot sauce like a pro.
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Hot Shit Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Blue Q "I Love My Asshole Kids" Oven Mitt features a light blue, retro-style design with a smiling woman baking macaroni as three children watch. The humorous text reads: Mommy loves you—I love my asshole kids. Great for any kitchen!.
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I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt
$17.99

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The Blue Q "This Is Fucking Delicious" Oven Mitt features a cartoon girl and her dog enjoying food, with red and black accents, a light blue design, and a convenient red hanging loop.
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This Is Fucking Delicious Oven Mitt
$17.99

3 reviews
The Blue Q "I Put Wine In The Sauce And Also In My Mouth" Oven Mitt features vibrant cartoon art of a squirrel and a bird chef outdoors, with the bird holding a wine glass and delivering the witty phrase from the product name.
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I Put Wine In The Sauce And Also In My Mouth Oven Mitt
$17.99
The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt by Blue Q features a green leafy design and the phrase “The food has weed in it” in cursive on the front.
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The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt
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Blue Q’s Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Fuck Off Oven Mitt features illustrated potted herbs and the bold phrase on top—a cheeky nod to Simon and Garfunkel’s classic song.
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Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Fuck Off Oven Mitt
$17.99

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Blue Q Just Resting My Eyes M-Crew Socks: Gray combed cotton crew socks with colorful blue, orange, and cream geometric diamonds. "Just RESTING my eyes" is printed on the side for a playful look.

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Blue Q Just Resting My Eyes M-Crew Socks: Gray combed cotton crew socks with colorful blue, orange, and cream geometric diamonds. "Just RESTING my eyes" is printed on the side for a playful look.
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Just Resting My Eyes M-Crew Socks
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Blue Q's Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You’ve Been Really Rocking It Lately W-Ankle Socks feature cream fabric with green stripes, red toes and heels, smiling faces, cherries, and a message—all in soft combed cotton.
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Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You've Been Really Rocking It Lately. W-Ankle Socks
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The Blue Q "Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You've Been Really Rocking It Lately." dish towel features two cartoon cherries with faces and green leaves, surrounded by red and orange rays, plus the uplifting message: “Hey girl hey! I noticed you’ve been really rocking it lately.”.
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Hey Girl Hey! I Noticed You've Been Really Rocking It Lately. Dish Towel
$13.99
A blue box of Blue Q's “Fuck Me Like The Government Gum” features bold black and white text. This candy-coated gum packs a powerful peppermint punch in every bite.
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Fuck Me Like The Government Gum
$2.99

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Five colorful zippered pouches with various designs, including cats, flowers, stripes, a caterpillar, and vintage-inspired art, displayed in a circle on a gradient pink and yellow background.

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The Blue Q "This Bag Has Weed In It" Pencil Case is a black zippered pouch decorated with colorful flowers and green leaves, featuring “THIS BAG HAS WEED IN IT” in gold lettering on the front.
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This Bag Has Weed In It Pencil Case
$8.99

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The Blue Q Random Crap Pencil Case is yellow with a red zipper, features a blue squirrel with an acorn amid flowers and leaves, and has "RANDOM CRAP" in white. Made from recycled material.
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Random Crap Pencil Case
$8.99
The Blue Q Try And Make Me Pencil Case is a colorful, eco-friendly pouch with a pink zipper. It features a white donkey among green plants on teal, with "try and make me" text. Made from post-consumer recycled material.
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Try And Make Me Pencil Case
$8.99
The Blue Q Art Supplies Pencil Case is rectangular with a red zipper, features “ART SUPPLIES,” a vintage woman archer, rainbow colors, and the phrase “FEED YOUR CREATIVE JUICES.”.
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Art Supplies Pencil Case
$8.99

1 review
The Blue Q "Probably Technically A Genius" Pencil Case is a cream-colored zippered pouch with red trim, featuring bold red lettering and a lightbulb graphic—ideal for anyone who’s smart and proud of it.
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Probably Technically A Genius Pencil Case
$8.99
The Blue Q "You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go" Pencil Case features a crescent moon and floral design with the inspiring text—perfect for carrying your favorite glitter gel pens.
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You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go Pencil Case
$8.99

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The Blue Q Hummingbird Pencil Case features a cream background with red and orange hibiscus flowers, three colorful hummingbirds, and a red zipper—an ideal choice for fans of stylish bags.
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Hummingbird Pencil Case
$8.99
The Blue Q Flower Field Pencil Case features a rectangular shape, a yellow zipper, and a colorful floral, leaf, and bird pattern on a white background.
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Flower Field Pencil Case
$8.99

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The Blue Q "Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn" pencil case—a pink pouch with a unicorn design to inspire you every day.
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Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Pencil Case
$8.99

3 reviews
The Blue Q Pretty Sure No One Asked You Pencil Case features a cartoon cat with a phone amid yellow flowers and the phrase "PRETTY SURE NO ONE ASKED YOU." A fun zippered pouch for fans of cat humor!.
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Pretty Sure No One Asked You Pencil Case
$8.99

5 reviews
The Blue Q "You're Kind Of A Legend" Pencil Case features a large brown bear paw with mushrooms and greenery, plus the phrase "You’re kind of a legend”—a fun accessory for anyone who loves legendary style.
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You're Kind Of A Legend Pencil Case
$8.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Caterpillar Pencil Case is a rectangular novelty pouch with a pink zipper, featuring green leaves, purple buds, and a yellow and black caterpillar on a black background.
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Caterpillar Pencil Case
$8.99

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The Blue Q World Domination Pencil Case features illustrated cats with mischievous eyes in various colors and "WORLD DOMINATION" in bold white letters—a perfect pouch for anyone ready to scheme in style.
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World Domination Pencil Case
$8.99
The Blue Q Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Pencil Case is a beige zippered bag with green and pink stripes, boldly displaying its playful slogan—ideal for carrying essentials with style.
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Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Pencil Case
$8.99

1 review
The Blue Q "I'm A Planner. I Plan Things." Pencil Case features a navy blue grid design with a yellow zipper and colorful text—ideal for carrying your straightening brush and other essentials.
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I'm A Planner. I Plan Things. Pencil Case
$8.99
The Blue Q "This Bag Has Weed In It" Pencil Case is a black zippered pouch decorated with colorful flowers and green leaves, featuring “THIS BAG HAS WEED IN IT” in gold lettering on the front.

Pencil Cases for Teachers 2025

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The Blue Q "This Bag Has Weed In It" Pencil Case is a black zippered pouch decorated with colorful flowers and green leaves, featuring “THIS BAG HAS WEED IN IT” in gold lettering on the front.
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This Bag Has Weed In It Pencil Case
$8.99

6 reviews
The Blue Q Random Crap Pencil Case is yellow with a red zipper, features a blue squirrel with an acorn amid flowers and leaves, and has "RANDOM CRAP" in white. Made from recycled material.
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Random Crap Pencil Case
$8.99
The Blue Q Try And Make Me Pencil Case is a colorful, eco-friendly pouch with a pink zipper. It features a white donkey among green plants on teal, with "try and make me" text. Made from post-consumer recycled material.
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Try And Make Me Pencil Case
$8.99
The Blue Q Art Supplies Pencil Case is rectangular with a red zipper, features “ART SUPPLIES,” a vintage woman archer, rainbow colors, and the phrase “FEED YOUR CREATIVE JUICES.”.
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Art Supplies Pencil Case
$8.99

1 review
The Blue Q "Probably Technically A Genius" Pencil Case is a cream-colored zippered pouch with red trim, featuring bold red lettering and a lightbulb graphic—ideal for anyone who’s smart and proud of it.
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Probably Technically A Genius Pencil Case
$8.99
The Blue Q "You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go" Pencil Case features a crescent moon and floral design with the inspiring text—perfect for carrying your favorite glitter gel pens.
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You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go Pencil Case
$8.99

1 review
The Blue Q Hummingbird Pencil Case features a cream background with red and orange hibiscus flowers, three colorful hummingbirds, and a red zipper—an ideal choice for fans of stylish bags.
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Hummingbird Pencil Case
$8.99
The Blue Q Flower Field Pencil Case features a rectangular shape, a yellow zipper, and a colorful floral, leaf, and bird pattern on a white background.
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Flower Field Pencil Case
$8.99

4 reviews
The Blue Q "Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn" pencil case—a pink pouch with a unicorn design to inspire you every day.
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Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Pencil Case
$8.99

3 reviews
The Blue Q Pretty Sure No One Asked You Pencil Case features a cartoon cat with a phone amid yellow flowers and the phrase "PRETTY SURE NO ONE ASKED YOU." A fun zippered pouch for fans of cat humor!.
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Pretty Sure No One Asked You Pencil Case
$8.99

5 reviews
The Blue Q "You're Kind Of A Legend" Pencil Case features a large brown bear paw with mushrooms and greenery, plus the phrase "You’re kind of a legend”—a fun accessory for anyone who loves legendary style.
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You're Kind Of A Legend Pencil Case
$8.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Caterpillar Pencil Case is a rectangular novelty pouch with a pink zipper, featuring green leaves, purple buds, and a yellow and black caterpillar on a black background.
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Caterpillar Pencil Case
$8.99

1 review
The Blue Q World Domination Pencil Case features illustrated cats with mischievous eyes in various colors and "WORLD DOMINATION" in bold white letters—a perfect pouch for anyone ready to scheme in style.
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World Domination Pencil Case
$8.99
The Blue Q Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Pencil Case is a beige zippered bag with green and pink stripes, boldly displaying its playful slogan—ideal for carrying essentials with style.
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Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Pencil Case
$8.99

1 review
The Blue Q "I'm A Planner. I Plan Things." Pencil Case features a navy blue grid design with a yellow zipper and colorful text—ideal for carrying your straightening brush and other essentials.
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I'm A Planner. I Plan Things. Pencil Case
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Blue Q’s I Think Your Cat Is High Catnip Toy comes in a package with a cartoon cat thinking it’s a seal. Contains organic catnip in a cotton pouch, grown in the USA. Packaging reads, “I think your cat is high…”.

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Blue Q’s I Think Your Cat Is High Catnip Toy comes in a package with a cartoon cat thinking it’s a seal. Contains organic catnip in a cotton pouch, grown in the USA. Packaging reads, “I think your cat is high…”.
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I Think Your Cat Is High Catnip Toy
$11.99

6 reviews
Blue Q’s Meet The Zoomies Catnip Toy features cartoon cats driving a car with “All Gas No Brakes” on a flower-patterned package, offering healthy play with premium organic catnip.
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Meet The Zoomies Catnip Toy
$11.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Duuuuuude Catnip Toy features a relaxed black cat on a green psychedelic background. Grown in the USA, this premium organic catnip toy encourages healthy play for your cat. Net weight: 0.2 oz.
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Duuuuuude Catnip Toy
$11.99

4 reviews
The Check Out My Butthole Catnip Toy by Blue Q features a cartoon black cat on a blue armchair with pink yarn and the phrase above. The package says organic catnip, grown in the USA, and encourages healthy play.
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Check Out My Butthole Catnip Toy
$11.99

11 reviews
Blue Q Busted! Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz! Catnip Toy features a cartoon cat spying a police car, with "OH SHIT, ITS THE FUZZ!" text. Contains premium organic catnip grown in the USA for healthy play.
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Busted! Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz! Catnip Toy
$11.99

1 review
The Blue Q Talk To Your Kittens About Catnip Toy is a cotton pouch for cats with two gray cats in a red car and the phrase TALK TO YOUR KITTENS ABOUT CATNIP™. Features organic catnip, plus trees and blue sky in the background.
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Talk To Your Kittens About Catnip Toy
$11.99

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Blue Q's "Are You There God? It's Me. Muffin." Catnip Toy features a pink package with a red cat face, "Organic Catnip" text, and a cotton pouch design, perfect for healthy, fun play for cats who love organic catnip.
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Are You There God? It's Me. Muffin. Catnip Toy
$11.99
The Blue Q "You Are My Precious Perfect Angel Baby And I Would Die Without You" Catnip Toy features a pink and white cat illustration, organic catnip for healthy play, and playful label text: “You would die without me.”.
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You Are My Precious Perfect Angel Baby And I Would Die Without You Catnip Toy
$11.99

2 reviews
The Blue Q Existential Kitty Catnip Toy is a red pouch with a black cat gazing in a mirror and the words "Why do I kill?" on the front. Its space-themed packaging includes premium organic catnip for healthy play.
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Existential Kitty Catnip Toy
$11.99

6 reviews
The Blue Q "My Human Smokes Weed Catnip Toy" is a colorful cotton pouch with organic, USA-grown catnip. The blue packaging shows yellow cats, clouds, and rainbows for healthy and fun play.
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My Human Smokes Weed Catnip Toy
$11.99
The Blue Q Pompous Ass Catnip Toy features a pipe-smoking cat with "FOR ARROGANT CATS ONLY" on black fabric. Filled with organic catnip, it’s perfect for playful cat exercise. Comes in brown and gold packaging.
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Pompous Ass Catnip Toy
$11.99
The Blue Q Call The Exorcist Catnip Toy features a cat in a hat raising its paw and another flying dramatically, making it a fun choice for any playful cat.
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Call The Exorcist Catnip Toy
$11.99

1 review
The Blue Q Naked And Stoned Catnip Toy features a cartoon cat in sunglasses on a mat and includes 6g (0.2 oz) of organic catnip in a 100% cotton pouch for healthy feline fun.
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Naked And Stoned Catnip Toy
$11.99
The Blue Q "I Love My Asshole Cat" Catnip Toy comes in a blue package with white text, featuring an orange cat on towels in a laundry basket. It contains organic catnip to encourage healthy play.
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I Love My Asshole Cat Catnip Toy
$11.99

2 reviews
The Fuzzy Little Murder Machine Catnip Toy by Blue Q features a wild-eyed, orange-striped cat on a blue plush, packed under a red label and filled with premium organic USA-grown catnip for healthy feline fun.
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Fuzzy Little Murder Machine Catnip Toy
$11.99

1 review