Guys! Big news at the Blue Q office! Want to try and guess? Ok, I'll give you three shots. Never mind, I can't wait another second.

We got a puppy! She's super cute and spirit-lifting and already my newest, bestest friend. I'm sure you have a lot of questions, so let's get right down to answering them, shall we?

Q: OMG THIS IS SO EXCITING, WHAT IS SHE LIKE?!
A: Her name is Lotti, which makes me think she might hail from a remote island in the farthest, most northern Scandinavian seas. But really, she's a very demure Yellow Lab-ish mutt from inland Virginia, which is also not that bad in terms of an origin story.

Q: Is she loud or disruptive or is she a calm and supportive work-time companion?
A: I swear to you, this dog is mute. We've heard nothing but the friendly ding-a-ling of freshly engraved dog tags as she saunters up the stairs. It's kind of like hearing the Mr. Softie truck comin' 'round the corner, but sweeter and less fattening.

Q: Has she pooped under anyone's desk yet?
A: Yes. Mine.